Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year-old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML
Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML
Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was wearing would show up on the X-ray so I had to make her change into a gown. I found out the hard way that 81 year olds still go commando. FML
Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, a client came in to pay for her storage unit, and like every other time she comes in, she lifted up her shirt and practically showed me her boobs. This lady is in her 70s and is morbidly obese. Oh, and she also told me that the Nazis had the right idea. FML
Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
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Top comments
mariazzz 5
maybe she needs some rehab...
Franco24 0
- someone likes 8O year old nakie people.
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Comments (378)
glitchedgamer 0
Somehow I think you are making this up.
playboyintown 4
longing can you please stop nailing the awesome joke there?
awsomeshopper 0
haha I love Ke$ah
mintcar 10
You love bad music.
persianjr1 7
you love being a bitch with no friends.
Lalala1996 0
I do too :3
mintcar 10
You should probably absorb some creativity and come up with better insults swimmer boy. That prattle of yours was terrible. Also, it's probably a good idea to use your own picture.
persianjr1 7
actually 133 thought it was funny. I'm sorry to say yo are wrong. but in a way you just complimented me. this is my pic. so thank you. go back to trolling you lonely bitch.
persianjr1 7
* you
TripOnShoelaces 0
LOL what a BAMF.
docscientist 10
It should be called a theory because a law denotes there is nothing more to be done about a phenomena. A theory suggests that it is open to new revelations and constant modification of such phenomena as we gain a deeper understanding of the subject.
smurfman44265034 0
hot
stephy_babesz 0
ewww'
playboyintown 4
you just pwned longing
vickilouise 1
yes because an 80 year old mental patient has a clue who ke$ha is *rolls eyes*
BurnDankBud420 0
My thoughts EXACTLY!!
olivia_r 0
Dementia patient*
619warrior281 5
i agree with #76