Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year-old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML
Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML
Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was wearing would show up on the X-ray so I had to make her change into a gown. I found out the hard way that 81 year olds still go commando. FML
Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, a client came in to pay for her storage unit, and like every other time she comes in, she lifted up her shirt and practically showed me her boobs. This lady is in her 70s and is morbidly obese. Oh, and she also told me that the Nazis had the right idea. FML
Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
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mariazzz 5
maybe she needs some rehab...
Franco24 0
- someone likes 8O year old nakie people.
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Comments (378)
playboyintown 4
did she tick tok at night?
Lalala1996 0
You mean Ke$ha is not 80....?
jess6blondie9 3
If you were trying to be funny, it wasn't.
playboyintown 4
^ win.
Lalala1996 0
Really wasn't. But you have accomplished your goal of being rude. Congrats!
persianjr1 7
wow jess. I expected better from you. hmmmmm.
SpicyGrass 0
Ooooooooohhhh.
persianjr1 7
lalala. good joke, don't let them spoil it for you!!!
mendozaale 0
if it means anything i liked it :)
TokinUp 6
I puked when I first saw that creature. I was tripping balls however. she terrifies me too this day because of that. Mhmmmm acid.
fl0ffy 0
ya Jess I thought u were better then that... I wanted to b like u cuz I thought u were nice(from seeing most ur commits) but now I don't really want to
Prankster7o7 5
Ke$ha looked like a dude at that new year thing in New York, can't sing to save her live either.
Lalala1996 0
Thank You to anyone who said something nice! :) appreciate it!
DocBastard 40
Lalala, don't let the naysayers get to you. I've been called an idiot and a wanker, and that was just today! Seriously, that was just today. What a great day...
persianjr1 7
don't worry. you'll always be #1 on my list!!!! no really , click my profile. your on my list
Lalala1996 0
Thank You!!!
jess6blondie9 3
Don't expect from me please, you guys don't know me. I am a nice person, but I have my days. I'm sorry for being rude lalala. 141, I appreciate that you wanted to be like me, that makes me happy :) But at the same time, you only know me from the posts you read of me, which really is me, and what I feel/believe in... I don't sugar coat what I write to make people feel like I'm nice in my other posts, If what y'all think now. Sorry :
anorexicbarbie 8
Then don't be an asshole, it's really not that hard. I never understood why people say "you don't know me" right after being rude. What a weird world we live in...
killtin0369 0
I'd hit it
1234USMC 0
Don't worry hun I LOL when I read your comment. You and that Jess chick look alike btw.
Lalala1996 0
Thanks for apologizing! and thank you to other people too!
kykyshay 0
Again Jess, I thought your profile said you were nice, ya shouldn't lie, tsk tsk tsk!
zeta24 0
wow. just wow.
hmna 0
Your patient probably looks better than Ke$ha.
KMilliron 2
Prolly has more talent too. This just in, the same notes and beats to different words do not make it a different song.
anonymous595 0
haha
KMilliron 2
I cant wait til I'm eighty so I can get away with that shit. Brightside? She doesn't think she's Justin beiber.
playboyintown 4
amen !
jinki101 0
ickk.. old ppl as justina beiber... yucckk
gammielikeoh 0
maybe I need some rehab, or maybe just need some sleep. I got a sick obsession, I'm seeing it in my dreams... (replace "I" with "she")
haUsuckedit 0
I would love that job, idk about anyone else but that would probably make my day, every day would be truly unique lmfao
jess6blondie9 3
I know, same here. Old people are so cute! :)
AmericanGirl69 0
you should've gotten her infront of mirror. she would then realize she's wrong. lmfao
1221jamw 11
GINGER!
TripOnShoelaces 0
LOL. Win. ^ Gingers are soulless creatures.
sweet_candy_ 17
Omg op what do you expect she is mental anyways fyl.
olivia_r 0
She isn't mental. It's called dementia a lot of old people suffer from it. It's quite rude to call a person mental because of their old age.
sweet_candy_ 17
Yeah but that's what op said.
cross15 2
ur hot