Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year-old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML
Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML
Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was wearing would show up on the X-ray so I had to make her change into a gown. I found out the hard way that 81 year olds still go commando. FML
Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, a client came in to pay for her storage unit, and like every other time she comes in, she lifted up her shirt and practically showed me her boobs. This lady is in her 70s and is morbidly obese. Oh, and she also told me that the Nazis had the right idea. FML
Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
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mariazzz 5
maybe she needs some rehab...
Franco24 0
- someone likes 8O year old nakie people.
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Comments (378)
emily14swim 0
Hahah!. I lold to this one
Misumi09 0
LMAO ! Fckn sexy ! ;D
kb49 0
pics, or it didn't happen..
wowzersselainee 0
I have no idea what u just said... but hunny it sounds good :)
perdix 31
You can tell because the mental patient has the liver of an 80-year-old. The real Ke$ha has the liver of a 95-year-old! It's what you get when you brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
everybody take it off! right now! take it off!
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Be lucky she didn't think she was Rebecca Black and start singing "Friday".
Dennisse_47 17
Oh my gosh, yes!! I agree. That would be torture for ANYONE to hear. I'd pick Ke$ha anytime over that stupid song.. X_X
franceypants 0
I bet your a worse singer than her so don't even say that, and also she didn't even write the song! she had to choose between that one and another , more stupid song , at the recordin studio she went to
Wandering_Ninja 8
It's Friday Friday gonna get down on Friday.
lover_of_life 8
As soon as I saw your comment I was like "AHHHHHHHH! That crappy song is going to get stuck in my head again!" My favorite part has to be "Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday/Today it is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)/We-we-we so excited/We so excited/We gonna have a ball today/Tomorrow is Saturday/And Sunday comes after … wards/I don’t want this weekend to end" Rebecca Black, educating the world's youth on the days of the weeks. Although I do admire her a little bit. Over 36 million YouTube hits and a millionaire at 13?
CateXOX 0
116- No one is a worse singer than her. She uses autotune and still sounds like a piece of crap. Please don't try to defend her. 298- She's not a millionaire. I mean seriously how many people have bought that 'song'?
5t3ff1k4h 47
312 - She's sold a handful of songs, actually. Apparently her CD sold a ton of copies. Still doesn't mean she's any good.
BurnDankBud420 0
My thoughts EXACTLY!!
EmoGurllll 0
maybe she just needs some rehab or maybe she just needs some sleep??? haha sounds like a fantastic day ;) !¡Amber!¡
kaiky3 0
lmaoo!!!