Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I apparently fell asleep during a work Zoom meeting. I awoke to no meeting on my screen and an e-mail from my boss saying I was terminated, and to do something about my "sleep apnea." FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML
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teehee520 0
YDI for falling asleep at work.
fmh123 0
Lolzers glad he didnt fire your ass and instead played a funny prank on you
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Comments (47)
leeenerz 0
I've done that
saze_fml 0
Oh well, getting woken up by a P45 (or a pink slip as u americans call them) would be much worse. YDI
FlaminYawn 0
how do weak FMLs like this make it and my one about my crush won't sleep with me again because my penis is too big doesn't? I can't shrink my dick, that's a true FML.
Stahn 0
Someone not sleeping with you is not a good FML, especially since they did sleep with you once. Boohoo someone won't sleep with you for a second time because you have a huge penis. Yeah, you're life is the WORST. But I do agree this is a weak FML. And I hate the OP of this FML for trying to be funny with the "this is how I discovered..." and "I yelp louder than a terrier." You just sound awkward and not funny.
regalarius 0
Sounds like an FML to me...if they're a *crush* this person was probably hoping for a long-term relationship, but if sex is simply permanently out of the question that's not going to happen. Sex isn't the only element in a relationship, but it is *an* element in one.
cherlana32 0
Boss FTW!
chea_chea 0
YDI for sleeping at work. What line of work is it you do, that you can even fall asleep to begin with? Sounds like a sweet job.. Sleep at home!
proud_liberal 0
Obama needs to mandate all companies give an hour of naptime at work. day is too long to not fall asleep.
ohnoyouDINT 0
Spoken like a true lazy-ass liberal.
noName123456 0
i think that was a joke (at least I hope it was)
regalarius 0
#21 - I like how you're too dumb to recognize a troll. You represent your party well.
jaybirdka 0
Good to see you're earning your paycheck....******* bum
c6dragster 0
O.o why have nap time at work? go do a study for one of those sleep institutes if you want to sleep and get paid for it... but they give you pills and random shit and you get about $15 at the end so, you were warned... easy work doesnt pay
Kingsandman 0
this has been on here before..
DuhthatsObvious 0
I had a teacher that threatened to do this to kids that fell asleep in class. That air horn sat at his desk. No one ever dared fall asleep in class.