Today, after taking a shower, I noticed a weird noise and asked my husband about it. "I think it's in the walls," I told him. After careful inspection, he simply turned off the electric razor I had just used to shave my legs and gave me 'that' look. I had beaten him in an IQ test not 24 hours prior. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought a pipe was going to burst in my shower because it was making such a loud rumbling so I called my boyfriend freaking out telling him I didnt know what to do. After taking a second to look a little harder, I realized it was my vibrating razor against the shower wall. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I was listening to a true-crime podcast while taking a shower. Right as the narrator said, “And then he heard a loud bang,” my shampoo bottle fell off the ledge with a loud thud. I screamed so loudly, I apparently scared my neighbours, who banged on the wall. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
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fosizzlemynizzlE 0
iq tests mean shit when it comes to real life applications
DameGreyWulf 1
The smartest person in the world often forgets to tie their shoes. In other words, just because you're logically intelligent, doesn't mean you have common sense. That being said... what the eff. Why must you be a woman.... why
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fosizzlemynizzlE 0
iq tests mean shit when it comes to real life applications
AmyBeth 0
^Agree And yeah that's common sense.
RedJester23 6
lol common sense 101.... my teacher says that women are smarter intellectually but dudes have way more common sense. rofl
Liviify24 0
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Like hell boys have more common since. Your teacher was trying to even it out-Sorry bro but I don't think so
BulletStreet 0
Hell no. Female minds are built more on emotional appeal and males are built on more logic, why do you think women weren't allowed to vote back then? Because they'd have a more emotional appeal about the person, while the male would have the appeal on what the president/prime minister/ king or queen would do for the economy.
jts924 0
lol @64 obviously we have more common SENSE* lol learn to spell
zezjo 3
64... you doesn't has nuff commun sense 2 spel sense
ryguy997 0
well 80 you spelled 'spell' wrong.
bridawg 0
just a quick question op but r u blonde
tanneriscool 2
80 spelled enough, common, and spell wrong.. Ultra fail. Just terrible.
suxs4ulol 22
numba 66(i think) women wernt allowed to vote because whiye males thought they were better than blacks and women. it took to much time(44 years plus or minus some) for girls to vote. it was all based on sexism. so, are guys really smarter than girls know?
Penguin1942 0
64- Not to sound sexist, but there's a reason most engineers are guys.
Enderman1323 8
It's called sarcasam you dumb ****
redbluegreen 41
Are you serious? IQ scores really don't mean all that much anyway.
Helpfulman 17
IQs and common sense do not directly correlate.
Count_Kilo 0
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You're in the friend zone. Sorry about that broseph.
SlightlyGPirate 0
dude, they're married if you didn't read. i think they're WAY past the friend zone ^_^
ciaobella_fml 0
LMAO yes being married is friend zone? that made my night.
Casualt1234 0
yeah, they're at least friends with benefits...
amy397123 0
Wrong fml, douche.
ciaobella_fml 0
You know it lol
plexico 4
SlightlyGPirate, Just because "you put the ring on it" doesn't mean you can't wander back into the Friend Zone, or even keep going on to the Dog House.
DameGreyWulf 1
The smartest person in the world often forgets to tie their shoes. In other words, just because you're logically intelligent, doesn't mean you have common sense. That being said... what the eff. Why must you be a woman.... why
ciaobella_fml 0
IQ doesn't mean anything but this sure made me laugh. How did you not know that was on?. thats just as had as looking for something, and its been in your hand all along lol.
DusktheFMLKat 14
IQ scores mean a lot! They mean how you spend your future and how good your education is! If my IQ wasn't what it is, I would never have had the opportunity to go to schools with the Highly Gifted program, which would mean that I would have graduated high school and college seven years before I did, which would have taken away my childhood and had a significant effect on my life today.
JarJarBinks_fml 0
I'm skeptical about the accuracy of most iq tests out there
Casualt1234 0
because a woman beat a man in this case? i know, it's ludicrous. clearly the test was rigged
pelican2 0
i bet you were just dying to bring sexism into this, no the iq test was wrong because the women was stupid enough to assmue that there was something in the walls when the shaver she used not 5 minutes ago was still on
Sun_Kissed18 25
Common scense is different from intelligence so she could be brain smart but not scensical smart :P
Casualt1234 0
haha wow, people like you can't take a joke.
MadeOfAwesome 1
IQ tests are really unreliable... The scores don't mean anything
addie_love 0
umm... thats not really a measure of your iq or an fml thats just blonde
redbluegreen 41
The 'blonde' excuse is honestly the worst and most inaccurate one out there.
bensitu 1
Your razor shaved off a couple of scores off your IQ. Pretty impressive.
Isoldael 27
Conclusion - IQ is stored in leg hair
unfortunate_13 5
this is not an FML, this is just boring daily shit, it happens to everyone
whatsupdoc69 0
troll