Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I apparently fell asleep during a work Zoom meeting. I awoke to no meeting on my screen and an e-mail from my boss saying I was terminated, and to do something about my "sleep apnea." FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the toilet, and then had to give my boss a valid reason for why I was late. FML
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML
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teehee520 0
YDI for falling asleep at work.
fmh123 0
Lolzers glad he didnt fire your ass and instead played a funny prank on you
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Comments (47)
alexman6364 0
#18 go **** yourself.
EMR_fml 0
Gotta say I absolutely hate employees like the OP. While he's napping, me and everyone else has to do the work the sleeping asshole should have been doing. Have some respect for your fellow coworkers and do your job.
kelsey_drives 0
YDI 100%
oogyboogy 6
ya well you know when your half asleep and you twitch awake, like all of your body well i was sleeping at school and i did that SO EMBARRASSING
zip123 0
Don't you guys wonder why the OP fell asleep? Maybe he had a rough night. just because he fell asleep once at work doesn't mean he's lazy and does it all the time. I'm sure just about everyone has fallen asleep at school/work because of a rough night.
ohnoyouDINT 0
grown ups know how to separate a "rough night" from a work night.
emily_tuttle 9
Well a rough night could have been he got food poison, the baby was up all night. So none of those you could just separate. Shit happened.
midwestjerk 0
YDI for falling asleep at work, no matter what your excuse is.
Nightfallz 0
ydi for sleeping at work. I would have fired you.
Pepi_fml 0
mmmm
Rydizzle 0
did you really piss your pants?
zip123 0
A rough night can equal babies up all night or some other factor he can't control. A rough night does not necessarily equal partying.
ohnoyouDINT 0
i've had three kids...I never used it, or any other circumstances, as an excuse for lack of work ethic or respect for my employer/customer. But, then again, I'm not a lazy self-important liberal with an undeserved sense of entitlement, either...