Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was informed by my manager at work that there had been an "accident" in the playground. I then had to crawl through tunnels designed for 5 year-olds, to a tiny playroom with no fresh air, and clean up a stupid kid's pee and crap. FML
Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML
Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML
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FYLDeep 26
Eh, I've had to clean urine out of a place play too. I don't think there were in kids in it when I did it though. Just keep your eyes open for better job opportunities. You'll find something better eventually.
spurlock62 0
That sucks, but made me laugh.
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spurlock62 0
That sucks, but made me laugh.
nerdness 2
I would of been pissed off....
builditbetter09 3
Should have slapped the lil ******.
deviable 9
I would have made the parents clean it up.
mauguster 15
That's why towelie says "don't forget to bring a towel"
Truth_Nazi 0
Why does this remind me of night at the museum? Anyway, that's disgusting OP, hope the little brat gets what coming to him.
Icejza_DaChilla 7
Must have been R. Kelly's kid in training both times...
MizzErikaHart 8
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Coacy 6
Better to be pissed off then pissed on! But not in your case...
Babyseal420 7
It's better to be pissed on than shit on...
dumboears 8
I hear urine is good for the hair. But that's gross.
FYLDeep 26
Eh, I've had to clean urine out of a place play too. I don't think there were in kids in it when I did it though. Just keep your eyes open for better job opportunities. You'll find something better eventually.
Coacy 6
Yeah especially with this economy, jobs are everywhere dude.
FYLDeep 26
And I'm sure a sarcastic, pessimistic attitude will help you find one. People like that are really in demand right now.
Coacy 6
And I'm sure if you lost some weight it would help too. Internet nerds are really in demand right now.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Want to know what's not in demand? Douchebags. Shut your candy-ass up.
Coacy 6
You probably don't have a job then do you?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
18 - Really? I hear they're in short supply at the red light district.
StoryOfTheYear 15
19- That's not really something to call people out on (If you really MUST know I indeed do not have a job right now). Learn yourself some manners. Stop digging yourself into a hole like you're trying to get to China.
Coacy 6
Your a ******* hypocrite. You call me out on being a douchebag, so I did the same. Why don't you look at yourself! Your trying to prove yourself over the Internet.
cosmosis 12
Typical 16 year old. Thinks he knows how the world works. One day you will understand champ. FYLdeep was telling op to keep his eyes open for a better job. Even with the economy the way it is there still are jobs out there. But youre 16. You know everything dont you? I really hope you get into the USAF mate. They wont take shit from smart ass little twats such as yourself. Youll learn real quick
StoryOfTheYear 15
23- "Your" arguent is invalid. What the **** are you talking about? I've already lost hope in you. Good day.
Coacy 6
It's actually night.
illmatic2 16
Then you should go to bed before you make yourself look even more stupid.
Coacy 6
Dude your right, Im about to cry because of how stupid I look over the Internet.
FYLDeep 26
We all are.
irockfendergirl 0
24, I have to agree with everything you've said. I remember what it was like to be 16, and I thought I knew everything, too. I was SO wrong. When this 16 year old hostile little boy gets out into the real world, grows up and actually has a clue about life, then he can talk to us about the economy, and we might actually listen. He only thinks he knows about it probably because his mommy and daddy told him so.
cosmosis 12
Too right 38. I used to think exactly the same. Always relying on what people told me to form an opinion on the world. Although i am only 21, i run 2 small businesses, and i can definately say, unless youre out in the real world its hard to form an opinion on both the economy and politics
DocBastard 40
Coacy, you're not a douchebag. You just aren't old enough to have earned that title, unlike me. I see a lot of douchebag potential in you, and maybe someday with practice, determination, and hard work you can become a full-fledged douchebag. Unfortunately, for now you're just an idiot kid who thinks he's a badass and likes to talk big when he is, in fact, an insecure little child who doesn't know jack shit about the world but thinks he knows everything. But your douchebag future is bright!
graham11 14
31- you read my mind. Why are you so ******* angry, dude? Did your girlfriend write you a break up rap song?
cheer4ever96 8
that's nasty, but on the bright side, it's better than poop
ShroomsOnAcid 17
I find the wording in this FML funny. I'm picturing a child leaving behind his urine like it was his keys.
Calen5556 0
That kid is a boss.
chickenwalrus 14
do you work in the mcdonalds playground thing? i remember that always had nasty shit in it.
stuffhappens223 7
#9 win
AnthonyN 5
Could have been worse but yes, fyl.
Kimberly_Isabel 7
Well you can finally say that you've experience something not many have done so in the world. Being pissed off and pissed on at the same time.
zingline89 18
I'd like to meet the person getting pissed on who is NOT also pissed off
FYLDeep 26
#27 - Why? Are you into something like that?
graham11 14
27- that's song kinky shit right there! Just kidding.. That's pretty nasty.
zingline89 18
Nah, you missed the point. OP said not many people have been pissed off and pissed on at the same time. Im saying I bet it'd be hard to find someone who just got pissed on that is not pissed off about it.
FYLDeep 26
You did say you were looking to meet someone that didn't mind being pissed on...
zingline89 18
Ok, fair point lol. I meant more because that would have to be the world's most chill person