Nice 2 inch
Canada
Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
onlyjuggalos
United States
Today, I told my grandpa that I want to join the police force. His response: "You wanna lynch some blacks without the jail time, eh?" FML
lvegadelgado_6
Deerfield, United States
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fitness guru
Today, I joined my grandpa on his morning jog. I didn't last 15 minutes before nearly passing out from exhaustion. He came jogging back home nearly an hour later looking even better than he did when we left. FML
mortifiedgrandchild
United States
Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML
JANES
Get back here
Today, my senile grandad saw me and thought I was cutting class, so he pulled his belt off and came after me. While I was trying to get away, his pants fell off and he tripped over them. I'm now getting the blame for "making him have a fall". FML
aroman2312
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Smokey
Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML
Username
United States
Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my grandpa came over to help paint our house, as we are renovating it. The only paint clothes he decided to wear were his underpants. The neighbours and builders found this quite amusing. FML
emeraldapostle
Today, my grandfather scolded me for not wanting to go to my 12-year-old cousin's basketball game. This is the same grandfather that refused to go to my high school graduation. FML
Anna
United States
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
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spazticechidna 2
Thats the best grandpa ever.
eckksDeeitsTravi 0
Hipster grandpa is too hip for pants.
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spazticechidna 2
Thats the best grandpa ever.
eckksDeeitsTravi 0
Hipster grandpa is too hip for pants.
kendallhi 9
I will never get that image out of my head
eminemchick 19
he's so boss
MissBunnyWillEat 11
You're just mad because he was so sexy unbuttoning his pants that you jizzed all over yourself.
MrSassypants 34
23 is he a boss like a boss? Obvious troll is obvious. (If it wasn't obvious I'm the obvious troll that's obvious.)
The_Weirdo 10
OP, I think we have the same grandpa, mine went streaking through a golf course at 11 pm one night
senseisuncommon 7
What's wrong with this... Isn't this what we all do at night.. right..right..?
enonymous 9
I originally thought his penis was a gummy worm.
eckksDeeitsTravi 0
the yellow and green gummy worm?
cgchamp89 7
No, the brown one.
enonymous 9
It was green and yellow before he met me...
bidsababe 1
I laughed so hard at this I almost peed my self! lmao
EmilyShmemily496 0
all I can picture is a naked Dumbledore, running through a field of daisies waving his wand and screaming, "it's f*ckin' magic, b*tches!"
eminemchick 19
69 what have you been taking? i want some:D
Newboyz00185 0
69 Don't hide it, you've been hitting that butterbeer. Shhhhhh don't tell Hagrid
wwattdidyousay 0
awesome grandpa
jeannedarc_fml 8
Omg wow. I wonder if there were children around.
alexibabyxoxo 0
yummy.. LOL JK.
dolphincheddar 10
don't lie. you secretely think naked old men are yummy. it's ok we don't judge
alexibabyxoxo 0
lwit not a secret..
dolphincheddar 10
don't lie. you secretely think naked old men are yummy. it's ok we don't judge
dolphincheddar 10
I see. and sorry for double post. my net is being irrational
317theterrible 0
i love op's username thing
gaganinia 14
ur yummy :)
alexibabyxoxo 0
me?
alexibabyxoxo 0
me?
alexibabyxoxo 0
me?
dolphincheddar 10
you?
alexibabyxoxo 0
ahhh why'd it post so many times. lol I dunno
pablopoo 7
U ar yummy
kims0706 10
STFU Alex!!!
dtbomb 3
I hope you mean nice 15 inch sonny.
DocBastard 40
What in the name of Johnny Weir are you talking about? Please try not smoking crushed dung beetles just prior to commenting. It will probably make your comment make more sense.
eckksDeeitsTravi 0
Doc, check OP's username.
dtbomb 3
24 I was implying that I was OP's grandpa and that instead of having a 2 inch penis as he suggested in his username I am really 15 inches long and that I am the best grandpa ever. That is all in the name of Johnny weir I was talking about.
dolphincheddar 10
I like your grandpa, he reminds me of this guy, not sure which guy, but a guy that I also like. but yes your grandpa is funny
dolphincheddar 10
why roll your eyes? the man with the thingy thing is fantabulous. have you met mrs whatchamacallit?
nativepimp 1
lol just got to say your picture is awesome
alexiiiiis09 0
best grandpa ever? I think so! he fits in, in my world :)
whiteboy7thst 2
He fits in, in my ******.
dolphincheddar 10
you sir are as loose as the noose they used to hang at Albert
missIrene 6
your grandpa is a loose cannon lol.
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
his ****** is loose
btnhdude 0
lol wayne's vag gets wrecked daily by birdman.
knights95 9
We have a whiteboy7thst fanboy
ipwnallmen 10
Well, how do you like those nuts? xD did you tape it? that could be some good blackmail x3 jk jk but yeah this is a wtf_LOL-whut all over it
Mystery_Machete 2
You can't blackmail old people. Ergo, you are wrong and should be penalized! Hehehe... Penal.
Badshah29 6
lol he rocks!
Molord1 0
I think your abs are uneven...
suprmidgt 0
I think this guy is a big douche.
mmccombs13 0
agreed. what a fag
isac1234 0
HE IS A DOUCHE LOL HIS ABOUT ME SAYS " message me you know you want to" hunnie people these days don't like conceited peopl :) advice for you: Go to the gym MORE do more sit ups & push ups & weights
Badshah29 6
dear, before you critisize others, ceck out urself first. Shananay pic? Shows your even uglier than shane dressed like a hobo. you talking bout my conciet? well you dont even have the confidence to show your ugly face in public
katieklein 0
thats not a sight i wanna see!
999pun999 0
plenty of people do that, no surprise here.
borkchop1992 15
how very cultural