Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML
Today, after I was away for a couple of days, my wife told me she’s been doing laundry while I was gone. I'd reminded her to clean out the lint catcher because it might catch fire. I came home to a new dryer and a smoke damaged house. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I thought I was clever for doing my laundry while multitasking and making dinner. When I went to transfer my clothes from the washer to the dryer, I discovered that I'd accidentally washed a pack of gum that was in my pocket. The gum had melted into my favorite shirt, and I now have a sticky mess to deal with. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
Today, I washed my clothes in the shared laundry room. All my clothes came out smelling like smoke. FML
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
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logan00_fml 15
You sure its from the honey? Don't lie...
MrConcise 35
So your laundry is the same as from when you were a teenager?
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Comments (54)
thecouchisalive 20
Watch out for bees!
AnOriginalName 19
Not the bees! No, no, not the bees! Anything but the bees!
Enslaved 38
What about watching out for boo-bees?
logan00_fml 15
You sure its from the honey? Don't lie...
MrConcise 35
So your laundry is the same as from when you were a teenager?
laurencarroll 11
If only there was an amazing contraption in our homes that washed clothing...
PePziNL 20
You ever tried washing honey out of clothing? Nah me neither, but I guess it isnt as easy as it sounds.
Dt33345 13
Maybe you should teach your daughter about how it works so she won't do that again. I hope you fix the sock ball as well
logan00_fml 15
I have a bunch of sticky underwear and socks. Not from honey though...
HelloooooNurse 20
That's so adorable!
logan00_fml 15
How?
HelloooooNurse 20
It's adorable when small children try to mimic their parents and try to help out. She thought she was doing some good with the honey.
Passerbyer 10
This comment definitely belongs on here, but I believe it is these moments you'll treasure and love the most. :-)
giantsfan2010 23
Well I guess you gotta put them back in the washer!
yan118 9
Sounds like your daughter needs more supervision.
chlorinegreen 27
Kids will be kids and kids are fast mischievous little things. You blink and they've stuck a bead up their nose!
RobinGoodfellow 47
I got a blueberry stuck up my nose once as a little kid. You can't supervise children enough. They DO THINGS.