Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was elected "class mom", even though I didn’t want to do it. I was also handed several envelopes in the hectic school hallway, containing parental cash contributions for the year. I lost several of the envelopes while rushing to my car, and now have to contribute €100 instead of €25. FML
Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML
Today, my leadership class was trying to decide who would run the kissing booth in our local carnival. Someone suggested me, to which the director replied, "We'd never make any profit with her." FML
Today, I made a bet with my classmate that I would dare to play a weird song in front of the professor. I did, and as promised, she was supposed to give me $20, but she said it was just a joke. FML
Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML
Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML
Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML
Today, for my birthday, my family offered to take one of my friends to the movies with me. I had to pay a random person in my class to pose as a friend of mine, so that I wouldn't look pathetic in front of my parents. She forgot my name three times. They didn't buy it. FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML
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iChel413 6
Sue for emotional damages (: that is not right. It could even get to the local news.
withoutapulse 2
Next carnival, you should suggest that the ringleader of the paper bag incident must wear a plastic bag over their head for pledges.
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Comments (126)
niamhul 8
When I read this I assumed he was a teacher... anyone else?
CarouselHeart 11
This sounds fake.
bonsaiboy26 1
There is nothing I hate more than ignorance. That really irritates me OP. I'm sorry for the rudeness and lack of kindness you had to experience. Nothing I can say would be good advice in response to how to deal with them. However I will say keep you chin up and focus and being happy with yourself. Don't let this get to u, and most importantly don't let that kinda stuff happen to you.
day624 14
Seriously report that! That is so cruel
yentlben 2
What has happened to our world that people would give voice to such ugly comments like this idiot said to you/ them about you wearing a bag...? Seriously. What nerve. That person is the ugly one, my dear. Not you.
theandrewdays 2
I don't believe this at all. Apparently you are ugly and liar.
skyeyez9 25
And you shouldn't have complied with that asinine, emotionally cruel fundraiser. Why did you wear the bag?!
skyeyez9 25
Probably take an act of congress to get the teacher responsible for the fundraiser fired if he/she is in a Union.
sue827 15
Thats so mean...
zombiekitten87 12
Why the hell would you do it? You should have just walked away and went home