Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, my kids and I went to have dinner with a coworker. After everyone ate, the kids went to play while I helped clear the dishes. To my horror, instead of individually wrapping the kids leftovers, she scraped all the uneaten food back into the main pots. I wanted to puke on the spot. FML
Today, I'm a host at a restaurant. We had a birthday party for a couple of 15 year old boys and their friends. I went to clean the bathroom at the end of my shift and discovered cake everywhere, including all over the urinal. They were even nice enough to draw a smiley on the mirror with icing. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the hospital. This lady was calling the Nurses' Station, and I had to go see what she wanted. When I asked her what she needed, she mumbled something. As I leaned in closer to hear what she was saying, she threw up all over my face. Apparently, she was nauseous. FML
Today, a little girl from my Sunday School class approached me and told me she had a stomach ache. She seemed very upset and her face was discolored so I took her to the nurse. While we were walking out the door, I looked down and saw a half-eaten crayon on the floor. That'll do it. FML
Today, at work a little girl wanted a slushie. Instead of pushing the tab in, she lifted it up and broke the machine, spilling slushie all over the floor. I was the only one working, so I had to clean it all up. I spent the rest of my shift covered in red slushie and smelling like cherry. FML
Today, a girl puked on me. No warnings, nothing. She just threw up on me, then walked off like nothing even happened. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML
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hyden121 2
I would have told the parents off. You're a volunteer so forget that.
yeti0718 8
Just remember, little kids and lots of sweets is usually not a great mix.
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yeti0718 8
Just remember, little kids and lots of sweets is usually not a great mix.
number0 8
You must hate Halloween then.
salsa324 0
He should've said NO!
imustbeinsane 2
Why are parents either too uptight or too carefree these days?
rocky910 5
Agreed Salsa324, Who the hell do these parents think they are? Even if it was Op's fault (which clearly it was'nt) its the parents job to clean up the kids nasty puke. Some people make me sick !!
SouthernKiller 4
YDI for being stupid enough to clean it up. Next time try the phrase 'Eat a dick'
DLBL 23
Absolutedly right. They "Made you" clean it up? I'd say, "Not my kid, not my puke."
tjv3 10
You deserve it. You should have told her parents know that it's their child they clean it up
MyEpicDemise 7
You shouldn't have given in to the parents, solely by the fact that you're a volunteer, not an employee.
karagarren 8
Sounds like someone has it in for you .
wisese 0
While that sucks and you shouldn't have been made to clean it up, it's always a good idea to check with parents before giving children food items.
nattynatters 14
It's not his job to stop every kid and ask where their mommy is. The mother should have gone with her. Parents should know that when given the chance kids will eat the worst foods. Op, you should have stood up for yourself.
1two3four5six 23
not OPs job, the parents should have gone with her since by having a child, they're pretty much entitled to
allen2688 6
Should of "acedently" flicked vomit at her.
natewilson 9
Yes acedently... As opposed to accidentally.
gunmania0 12
Yeah, acedently flick vomit at her, whatever that means... Darn you number 6.
EmmyBabe_fml 0
I just spent a good amount of time trying to figure out how you would pronounce "acedently"
yumlicious 4
I just spent a good amount of time resisting the urge to plunge a knife into my eye. SHOULD HAVE* asda;sldlkn32lknd2k3ldw;dj23;edu p2309urw09jr0jt ,34908ru 2-9u2-4u2395 u2-8utw[0fjsodifjsoidfisodfjoiwerjo3irj2o3pir29r82-2u3r 23-9r 92-3 ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MisterDerp 0
Wow.....derpy!
MerkathonPro 0
Take it as a compliment. The cake was so good, she wanted to taste it twice!... That is, if you made the cake. (The cake is a lie...)
hyden121 2
I would have told the parents off. You're a volunteer so forget that.
cheefer 0
Deep down you know you would have cleaned it up and eaten it if the parents had asked you.
Torva_fml 16
No.... We really wouldn't eat the kids vomit.... You're a sick ****.
deviable 9
Why would they blame you for being nice to their daughter? Douchebag family.
builditbetter09 3
Mop it up with her face.
MrHomerSimpson 11
Bitch, you need to stand up for yourself.
hryffff 11
Lol best comment ever
jwade11 12
Seriously!!!! She's possessed!!!