Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
Today, I had a formal complaint filed against me for being outrageously rude to a customer. All I did was tell a customer that she couldn't use food stamps at the movie theater. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
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balex_fml 0
Hey that's not bad. It's very annoying when people talk in the movies!
Amrel 10
No you are not i would've done it too
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Comments (188)
henrygondorff 2
You can hang the people with cell phones for all I care, but if someone is just laughing weirdly then I think you have to see that they are bothering several people and warn them a couple of times. Some people get something little in their head to be bothered by, and some just get annoyed by other people's happiness. They should not be indulged.
perdix 31
Ah, a Humor Nazi! There's no movie that is that so damn funny that every other line deserves a laugh. That woman was probably insane and laughing inappropriately. Someone needs to take charge when things are out of control.
rickolette 0
annoying bitch deserved it!!!!
gishbish 2
Maybe she was high?
wispywee 0
no your not its ur job
Levvy 22
She might have deserved a warning first, but even if she didn't get that, I find it kind of hard to be sympathetic to someone who doesn't have the ability to restrain their behavior in the name of courtesy to others in public. This isn't an IAYLS or a YDI, just you doing what you should to make your business a quality one.
hazardoussmiles9 22
Why does it say 'I am a terrible person' at the end of this FML? Is it some kind of trend or something to write that at the end of FMLs now?
Levvy 22
EDIT: Darn it, I am sick of FML forgetting your impending post is a reply if you trip the post timer. This post was going to be a dumb joke anyway, so nothing of value is lost, I suppose.
ohSNAPyall 27
Are you bragging?
divadro102 16
Sacrifice one for the goodsake of many. Good call