Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
Today, I had a formal complaint filed against me for being outrageously rude to a customer. All I did was tell a customer that she couldn't use food stamps at the movie theater. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
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balex_fml 0
Hey that's not bad. It's very annoying when people talk in the movies!
Amrel 10
No you are not i would've done it too
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Comments (188)
Stealthed 8
I wouldn't think of yourself as a bad person, in that situation I'd see myself as a hero fighting annoying people in society one at a time. OP - 1 Movie patron that probably laughs like a horse - 0
HomeAl0ne 20
You are my hero. You win two Internets for being so awesome.
kkyl 1
This I can relate to. A year ago I went to see tangled (don't make fun of the movie choice it's a cute movie) and this lady was laughing the whole time and it was the most annoying laugh ever she even laughed when the man got stabbed. I would want her to be kicked out so I feel ya.
brokenhelix 4
Forget that, you're a hero! I hate it when people are obnoxious during movies (checking cell phones, talking, laughing ridiculously loud, etc....)
SesameSpeed 7
don't feel bad! when I was watching a movie one time there were these what seemed like cows at the time laughing their asses off at every little thing. I wish someone removed them cause I really couldn't enjoy the movie!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Nah, you're not a terrible person. If I worked there, I'd do the same thing. Not only is it annoying to you, but it's also annoying to the paying customers watching the movie. If I were a customer, I'd want you to kick her out too. So don't worry, you did the right thing!
spatz447 3
That's awesome!
wriptidez 0
lol
theonlysweetpea 10
Please! They should pin a medal on you! That shit is impossible to deal with!
Unmollifiable 5
I'm pretty glad you did what you did. I would just be pissed off the entire time watching the movie if there was someone like that.