Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
Today, I had a formal complaint filed against me for being outrageously rude to a customer. All I did was tell a customer that she couldn't use food stamps at the movie theater. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
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balex_fml 0
Hey that's not bad. It's very annoying when people talk in the movies!
Amrel 10
No you are not i would've done it too
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Comments (188)
robertcal21 2
It was probably the best thing to do.. Lol that was so funny I laughed when I read it.
RabidBunny 10
You are only a terrible person if it was a comedy. No, who am I kidding you did the right thing. You are a hero to those who didn't speak up for themselves!
tylenol123 0
I saw your profile... Maybe gp to some help instead of FMLing could help...
OneBigMessUp 5
Lol #218
salvorican 24
Isn't it your job to kick out the people who are disturbing the audience?
bigAC 6
i wish there were more of you
sourgirl101 29
Good job! I wish you were kicking people out in my theater when I was watching "Planet of the Apes"! Why can't people stay quiet at the movies? It's damn expensive!
chelseaaababyyy 17
cannot wait to see rise of the planet of the apes !
sourgirl101 29
It was amazing! I always go on "Rotten Tomato" just to get the reviews before I waste money on a movie that would be better to wait 'til it comes to DVD. (:
0opsie 6
Everyone else in the theater probably wanted to cheer for you.
SolemnlyLove 7
YDI, i mean i dont see your life is ****** i just see that you're a complete douchebag
premiermois 5
She was probably high as ****.
JasonEdge 1
Who cares. Thats what she gets for being annoying.
tj4234 36
congratulations, you have achieved the level on 'an hero'. :D.