Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
Today, I had a formal complaint filed against me for being outrageously rude to a customer. All I did was tell a customer that she couldn't use food stamps at the movie theater. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
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Top comments
balex_fml 0
Hey that's not bad. It's very annoying when people talk in the movies!
Amrel 10
No you are not i would've done it too
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Comments (188)
BellaMarta 19
Hey you're just doing your job!
MissBBGoodGirl 0
Wow really? I've only ever kicked people out for being on their cell phones, and even when I do that I give them plenty of warnings. You should have nicely asked her to quite down! This isn't an FML, nor is it a ydi!
LexxyLiime 0
Calm down, he feels bad about it.
WHOWASTHEPHONE 10
This isn't harsh. If she was laughing after every line she deserved to be kicked out; it's not fair to everyone else watching. If I was you I would've kicked her out immediately.
sxe_beast 11
Yes. Kick people out for laughing. Because you know...when you're watching a really funny comedic movie you're supposed to just sit there like a brain dead fool with absolutely no emotional response.
Levvy 22
I can't find anywhere in here that anyone says you're supposed to sit and stare slack-jawed during comedies. Perhaps you clicked the wrong FML by mistake, sxe_beast?
sxe_beast 11
Dude, if I'm going to see a funny movie and its FUNNY. I'm going to hardcore LOL. IDGAF about other people.
SoccerRebel594 0
sxe-beast, that just makes you a total asshole and inconsiderate of other people. Laugh, but do so at the appropriate times, not after every other ******* word. That's just annoying and downright ******* ignorant.
jacksonclarke 0
Wah Wah Wah I'm also upset because this sexy beast person thinks it's appropriate to laugh at funny movies. Boo hoo boo hoo I'm a sook.
gottageek 17
If you don't care about other moviegoers enjoying the movie why would you expect them to care about you? I'd totally opt to get you booted if you were ruining a movie for me on that principal alone.
baden18830 5
If you don't care about others experience than you are an ignorant **** face that shouldn't be allowed in public anyway. don't be such a tool.
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
Hey that's not bad, my friend knocked a guy out because he cut him in line a BK
aKaClickZ 4
Wow, what a badass!
Linux_fml 0
Irrelevance much? Comparing doing her job to your friend's lack of self control and obvious anger issues is daft.
kbt13 0
man you've been waiting all day to tell someone that haven't you?
BelleBelle_fml 11
Thank you for doing a good job. Some people shouldn't be allowed to go to the cinema...
OneBigMessUp 5
You could have told her to be quieter before kicking her out?!
tylenol123 0
She knows she is being loud. This could yeach her a lesson in common courtesy.
Cheerlover1233 2
couldnt have told her to be quite??
sourgirl101 29
Haha! I've mixed up quite and quiet before. (:
Youdrongo 0
I haven't.
sourgirl101 29
Well, I'm far from perfect. I won't mix them up again because I can learn from my errors. BTW I think it's funny that #131 also made the same mistake as #20. It happens.(:
acquiesce 6
You heartless monster.
jwowlala 0
No you're not. I do it all the time.
AaronTkr 0
dude i wish i was a movie theater attendant. I'd be such a boss.
rattusrattus 19
The boss of sticky floors and people talking during the film?
btnhdude 0
yep, he is totally a boss. swaggot.