Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML
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I_have_no_clue 0
How could you not notice someone in a seat? F her life.
sammehsaurus 0
Wait, what's that supposed to mean? Haha..
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ClaireBear9087 0
but i bet you did ;)
sammehsaurus 0
Wait, what's that supposed to mean? Haha..
ClaireBear9087 0
yeah i meant were! i was thinking about something else while typing.. fail. lol im stupid.
Person000 0
was she supposed to be excited and happy for you...idiota!!!
pooponyuou 0
did you ask her why she wasn't in middle earth, taking the one ring into mordor?
JuliaM1000 10
Aww OP. Don't ack like you didn't enjoy it though ;)
Nolwen_fml 0
LOL.
the_flirtt 0
dont they have the lighting on the side,well atleast my theater does .
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
oh god please don't tell me the you felt somethin wigglen in her pants when you did that ughhh 8=D tiny penis (like your MOTHERS) how do I know? ...uhhh...no reason...
zakkyzebra 11
so little yet so full of hate
KCTruth4 0
just apologize and leave.
nigka_please 0
what?
rallets 23
"hey is this seat taken?"
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
hey is this comment taken? oh **** there's a midget on this one. I'm sorry I'll just go get another one sorry ma'am.
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
there we are.
Jessi2487 0
only in texas can someone mistake a person for a seat regardless of lighting... ydi
rallets 23
lol 119/121
the_flirtt 0
124 how does Texas have anything to do with that ?
DudeImBetter 0
35 I'm not one to talk and I honestly don't mean to offend you but you should change your profile picture because I can't tell if your a boy or girl. straighten your hair and smile and it'll look good good.
Jessi2487 0
i meant 126. i fail at life
Jessi2487 0
my comment disappeared. ugh! 126- jus know tht nothin i say makes any sense wat so ever
the_flirtt 0
gotcha
Jessi2487 0
btw did u know ur friggin' sexy?? im sure u do
MC_Telepathy 0
lol its a fake picture
Jessi2487 0
really?? hmmm how do u kno this? are u a scientist??
DudeImBetter 0
138 I don't know if it's a fake pic or not but his names the flirt, his description is about sex and he says message me don't be shy so it fits all the descriptions of a pedo. I think it's real cause it's on a shitty camera but it might be fake who cares anyways 136 do you like kid cudi?
Nick_1993 2
your cute. im not trying to hook up on fml or anything. just saying
Nick_1993 2
my bad. number 30
ConoRR 0
well which one was she then?
samchezz 1
grumpy ?
zombieboy78 4
I know right he probably got hard
CelloNerd 0
ok
bravesfan112233 0
at least it wasn't a man, and feel a little ...excitement
xxBrokenHeartxx 0
what movie? :)
bean_dip21 0
Did you squish her? D:
illmatic2 16
Midgets ftw.
lajaynay 15
I was definitely thinking the same thing.
illmatic2 16
It took me a little while to think of it.
sammehsaurus 0
This makes me glad I'm not a midget
bigbadtim 7
That comment was very small of you.
illmatic2 16
Quit trying to belittle me.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I had a tiny objection to this comment, ill, but since your generally agreeable nature dwarves this one-time shortcoming, I'll be the bigger person and overlook it.
illmatic2 16
Haha that was great. I can't think of any more...
Trollz4daLULZ 2
So you're saying that you find yourself short of wit? That you're stumped?
illmatic2 16
I guess I don't quite measure up to tijd's wit.
bigbadtim 7
You should try to get over your short comings.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Aah, anything further would be a reach anyway.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
What do toothbrushes have to do with this?!
illmatic2 16
Toothbrushes?
ladykat 0
97 is talking about 'reach' brand toothbrushs!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ha! Ah Trollz. You were quite missed. *mwah*
KiddNYC1O 22
nothing like a short-lived thread...
MC_Telepathy 0
migets are funny lol they always love to sit in the front seat
Trollz4daLULZ 2
I like how you think the word "midget" is more than one word. :P *ducks*
Nutz321 0
this thread cracked me up. we should crack down on rubbish threads and all threads should be like this now.
Lalala_Hahaha 0
Haha! For sure 3. :)
Skankles 0
Wowsers. This wouldn't have happened if you'd been wearing your sign. . .
Kinger1500 0
woulda been worse if you sat on someones drink or popcorn..just saying.
TheZarola 10
You would think you could at least see a silhouette. The screen produces enough light, doesn't it? YDI.
Tasanasanta 0
OP said a small woman. Her head didn't poke above the seat.
Silenthunter 0
Perfect height
TheZarola 10
Yeah, I know. By silhouette, I meant a general shape in the darkness.
bryceizbombin 0
omg midget fetish
cristy91 33
They are a good height (oh snap)
PattisonDaStud 0
fail
I_have_no_clue 0
How could you not notice someone in a seat? F her life.
Palmless 0
Stop making us Texans look bad. Geez.
Tasanasanta 0
Yeah, what is with all the dipshits in Texas lately >=( Everyone stop acting retarded! And how is this an FML? Oh nooo! Small woman you will never see again hates you!
FYLBroseph 0
Being an Oklahoman, I feel obligated to tell you that there's no such thing as making a Texan look bad. ;)
sammehsaurus 0
Being a Californian, I think that Texans... Never mind. I think the Texans on this site outnumber me D:
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
The short woman must have been from out of state. ;)
gibby1235 6
hey being from Texas isn't bad at all I'm from San Antonio Texas and if u have a problem with it F*** YOU! imagine me saying that nicely.