Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML
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saIty 17
I will now perform a magic trick. I will need a volunteer and a condom.
GriffZilla 3
"But mummy, this one is strawberry flavoured"
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Comments (85)
Bemilu 4
Baloons are so much more cheaper, why wouldnt he just use those?
kevsandy303 12
Don't condom out of a good story later on, you should never stop telling this story! At graduations, weddings, funerals, while their actually using condoms the right way...
Eluveitie 9
.. Funerals?
nnnope 26
*they're
Connect 10
Imagine all the house wifes faces when they arrive to get their kids and see all the condoms.
perdix 31
Since you are unmarried and have a six-year-old, you are hardly an expert on the appropriate use of condoms. With balloons you can make fun animals, but which cheap condoms, you can make fun babies!
bimbim_fml 6
Can be divorced or a widow too. Also OP age is not mentioned, so you have no way of telling how old she was when she had the baby. You are quick to judge people.
soph_volleyball 11
I agree 21
leadawg75 12
Honey, you were so great at commenting at one time, and now your remarks are getting more an more spiteful and judgmental by the minute!
BellaFurfaro 12
They make good balloons though.
leathrheadloon 1
Used ones would make great lava lamps.
Shmatterhorn 38
That's just....eww.I ain't got time fo dat.
wtffml1979 22
That's funny. I don't care who ya are that's funny.
leadawg75 12
Just thought I would say, dude, love the dog's hair in your profile pic! :D
hopelessteej 8
he sounds cheap and seems to fit the mould of a dick perfectly... are you sure he is not a condom too?
amehta 4
While inappropriate, it is funny !
DanielleinDC 34
How old is your boyfriend that he thinks this is funny or appropriate?