Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons for a party in recognition of our company's huge merger. Instead, he made condom balloons. Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms for a prestigious company event. A company whose CEO is named Dick. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML
Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML
Today, I was hosting my kid's birthday party. I had a bunch of small trinkets, so I grabbed the first container I could find to put them in. It wasn’t until I went out and someone yelled, "I’ll take a heavy flow!" that I realized it was an empty tampon box. FML
Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML
Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
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saIty 17
I will now perform a magic trick. I will need a volunteer and a condom.
GriffZilla 3
"But mummy, this one is strawberry flavoured"
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Comments (85)
apathy_libra 6
Is this son from your bf? If not, well your bf sucks. If he is, well your bf sucks and you are lame.
lemonademixer 7
Well, were they colored condoms? :) Your boyfriend's funny...!
Ithildyn 5
For one they're way too expensive for that.
Anumayis 34
well.. explain, I don't see the problem.
ninja_dae 11
those would be interesting looking balloon animals.
Jebitesevsi 11
He should learn from daddy's mistake.