Today, I went to buy a birthday present for my boyfriend. While buying him a sweater, the cashier tried to up-sale me by asking if my boyfriend wore briefs or boxers, because both were on sale. Not thinking, I blurted out, "I don't know, they just come off." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a surprise gift. I was so excited until I opened it. It was the same exact sweater I bought for him last month, but in my size. He said, “I knew you liked it, so I got one for you too!” He didn’t remember that I already own one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
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Wederoney 16
Besy response ever!
oj101 33
Uh oh, a Freudian slip. It only happens to the best of us. Don't worry OP :)
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oj101 33
Uh oh, a Freudian slip. It only happens to the best of us. Don't worry OP :)
perdix 31
If he wore a Freudian slip, he'd be a transvestite!
license2chill 5
I think the OP's answer was pretty smart, and funny too. Just laugh it off, no big deal.
Alexweber929 14
He must have really liked that sweater
Wederoney 16
Besy response ever!
HKCgrimmjow 15
I completely agree that's a total win!
klovemachine 24
I know you said that by accident, OP, but that is hilarious :D
Sandman366 6
Followed up with a wink, you could make it VERY awkward for the cashier, but sound very good for you. ;)
kevsandy303 12
No need to sweat, she was just having a brief conversation with you! Think before you speak, OP!
carry_on 19
At least OP didn't go into anymore detail, better to keep it brief!
kevsandy303 12
6- Yeah if she hadn't she would've blown it for them. But then again, the cashier was probably trying to condom out of money for their shitty skivvies.
kwyk 23
#10, I don't even want to know....
Darksoul09 16
I'm curious as to what thought process COULD have been behind the answer.
ByronJess 17
Well I am assuming that as soon as the cashier asked the question OP's mind went right to all the fun her and her boyfriend have had in the bedroom, therefore a mini panic attack and the answer she have blurting out of her mouth. I thought the FML did a pretty good job of explaining that.
testestestes123 4
You guys must not have been together long. How could you not know?
ByronJess 17
OP probably did know, she just got a little tongue tied. It happens to the best of us. I'm even willing to bet that it has happened to you!
LovesSushi 25
Once at Subway my friend asked.for a sex-inch sandwich. It was hilarious, just like your story. That cashier is going to have fun telling that story over and over.
kurodansei 16
To which the cashier blurted out, so that'll be two footlongs and a salad?
jarrettd 27
Yaa they do! So boxers then?
LeafsGuy92 10
No briefs... Cuz they're only on for a 'brief' moment!
Amby87 0
Yeah that's not bad in my book, that is hilarious
Connect 10
Funny how guys can't get their underwear off fast enough while some girls take months to take off their panties.
Werken247 14
Guys wait for their girls to get their panties off? I usually just rip them off...