Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML
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Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML
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Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML
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saIty 17
I will now perform a magic trick. I will need a volunteer and a condom.
GriffZilla 3
"But mummy, this one is strawberry flavoured"
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Comments (85)
ksks1234 33
I know my comment is going to be biased, and I know I will get a lot of down votes, but here it goes: Why would you bring someone like that around your kid? Are you one of those people that knows the boyfriend for a whole two weeks, and feels it is time to meet your kid? I have a feeling you both need to grow up. Your kid's well being is way more important than having a boyfriend.
icepick23 12
Why?
rhapsodys 12
Why use condoms when balloons are cheaper??
xRezSynn 15
Well then we can only hope the parents aren't there.
Satoaoi 13
bf at your sons party not husband? ummm o.O
Sweetpea22 14
Some people have kids before they're married, and some people are divorced so they have new S/O's. Can you understand that?
jamjam12 15
Um also maybe her husband died? You don't know the story, so don't judge.
hanymandy 6
Apparently the boyfriend has the same Intelligence level as the children. Neither of them would realize why that's inappropriate
jonnyscash 12
You say that now but behind closed doors its a different story.
diagnosed 15
it never ceases to surprise me how retarded and stupid people can be. obviously you need to find someone with a little bit more brains because thinking a condom is appropriate for a 6 year olds birthday is on unacceptable
wtffml1979 22
Sounds like a keeper.....when he goes to prison you keep the house. Some people just amaze me.
chosha_fml 27
Expensive, too.