Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
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Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML
Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
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saIty 17
I will now perform a magic trick. I will need a volunteer and a condom.
GriffZilla 3
"But mummy, this one is strawberry flavoured"
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Comments (85)
jessicircle 16
At least he didn't put them on his feet and use them to "slip 'N' slide."
Zoey5683 17
That actually sounds like fun....
jessicircle 16
It actually is. My friend found someone's condom stash and slid up and down our dorm hall. She gave the rest to people to try it. Some blew then up though.
james9120 7
I don't think dating a 14-year old is okay...
VannahJane 17
#26 thats what messaging is for
RedPillSucks 33
Not all the apps have messaging capabilities
RedPillSucks 33
Some guys are just always in perpetual preadolecent bonehead mode. Perhaps you should try to find a more mature man to date.
Bigger_than_Jesu 5
Maybe he was just ribbing you for your pleasure.
BobbieH 19
You let this idiot around your 6 year old? If he thinks condoms are appropriate for a ballon at all let alone a child's party, you should be concerned about his being around a child unsupervised. He is probably not the kind of person you should have in your child's life.
Feklfekl2222 32
For all we know he is the father of the child, I don't think condom balloons are a reason to ban him from contact
kzai 16
You sure picked a winner!
wtffml1979 22
That's what I was thinking. Some people are just idiots.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I tried to use one as a water balloon once. Don't do it.
DDCA 24
Balloons are cheaper!