Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, at sparring, I got paired up with a girl, who said, "Don't go easy on me because I'm a girl!" Thirty seconds into the match, she was on the floor whimpering and crying. Now everyone is whispering and glaring at me. FML
Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML
Today, I paid my daughter a surprise visit, only to see her husband beating her. I charged in and slammed him into the wall. She screamed at me to stop. They'd recently gotten into martial arts and were sparring, and now he's got a broken arm. FML
Today, I found out my coworker was arrested for beating the crap out of his wife. I gave him a serious pep talk yesterday where I told him to stop taking her shit and start standing up for himself. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, thanks to my ex-husband's misogyny, my son is now convinced girls are inherently weaker and that if he had to, he could beat any woman in a fight, even if she was a trained martial artist or a soldier, because, "Men are the stronger gender." I can kick both their asses, husband and son. FML
Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML
Today, my disgusting coworker made a comment about "women versus accountability" and I couldn't even yell at him for being a sexist scumbucket, because my wife threw coffee at me yesterday for pointing out that she'd left the chips open and they went stale. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
I already know I'm going to hate 95% of the comments on this one.
kimuchi_warui 4
wow, someone just turned twelve.
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Paradoodle 5
I'd respond with, and how many asshole men should be beaten? pretty much all of them, but the majority of women don't fly off the handle and beat them like they deserve. The men should be beaten for not having a good enough job so the woman doesn't have to work. That way she can stay in the ******* kitchen and make your damn sammich. Thats how it's "supposed" to be, right?
Paradoodle 5
Some women are stupid and start the fight, then I'd smack her. (Im a girl) and then there are the men that beat women because they can. so it can go both ways.
ktbird 0
I didn't even have to read the comments to know half of them are just more people that think sexism is funny. OP your partner is an idiot, I'm sorry. Maybe people wouldn't find it so funny to make the sexist comments if they knew how many people reading them have been in an abusive relationship.
junker311 0
I agree. it's not funny when you've had your abusive husband/boyfriend come home drunk or pissed off and use you to take their anger out on when you've done nothing wrong. But we must remember most of these people leaving comments are children.
feverinurbeaver 0
I lol-ed at this for a long time, and yeah snicks deserves to be beaten, if I ever see snicks in the street I'm gonna donkey punch you in the back of your head!!!
BooHaUrScared 0
oh that... I'm a woman, but that is just EPIC.
XxDeathCardxX 1
lmao
MidgetMonster 0
I don't understand the sexist kitchen cooking comments. only a BOY would say something like that, because REAL MEN cook!
Yaseeher 0
^^ ...and you're really cute.
DanStoica 0
WIN!
sintralin 0
Haha your partner's such a master debater X)
feverinurbeaver 0
women are also crazy ass bitches and sometimes they need the back hand or even a jab in the nose to calm them down, everytime I do it it calms down my girlfriend or at least keeps her quiet for awhile until she starts bitchin again.
ktbird 0
Only an insecure girly man would feel the need to say something like this. I'd imagine if you do have a girlfriend (doubtful) and you do beat her (doubtful) it's just your inner frustration of being a closet homosexual coming out.
Bro_Namath 0
Oh god, calm down Betty Friedan. I don't think feverinurbever called you a lesbian now did he? But you're probably right, he's gay.