Today, on my 18th birthday, I was mugged by 6 guys who beat the shit out of me and stole my phone and wallet. They could've just asked. FML
TheComedyAudio tells us more.
Holy ******* shit, this story got published. Anyway, the police weren't able to do anything because they all ran off and were wearing hoodies that covered their faces. The police officer was very kind and did the best he could. My nose is swollen and my eyes are heavily bruised, but other than that I should be fine within the next few weeks. Thanks yall c:
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Top comments
Moskaaa7 26
I feel so bad for you. Hope you can still enjoy the rest of your day.. Happy birthday!
Fixme 5
Honestly, who the hell clicks "You deserved it" on a story like this? Hope you're OK OP.
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Comments (43)
TheComedyAudio 29
Holy ******* shit, this story got published. Anyway, the police weren't able to do anything because they all ran off and were wearing hoodies that covered their faces. The police officer was very kind and did the best he could. My nose is swollen and my eyes are heavily bruised, but other than that I should be fine within the next few weeks. Thanks yall c:
Kurliez408 32
Happy birthday! sorry you got mugged :c
Lalala579121 28
OP comment is #1, what is FML coming to.
DeadxManxWalking 27
they'll get what's coming to them, how it all works out
TheComedyAudio 29
Maybe because as soon as I got the confirmation email I immediately commented to tell the rest of my story? Lol
inks98 14
That's terrible!!! I hope the rest of your birthday was okay, all the best for the future!
DropoutLoser 1
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Stxsyh 30
Your profile says you're 23? I'm confused, sorry! :p
alicat089 18
maybe this is one of those things that happened 4 years ago and he's just now telling the story lol
viipeterson98 14
or he lied about his age on his profile
TheComedyAudio 29
This happened on June 29th of this year, on my actual birthday haha. I didn't think about posting it until today. I also did lie about my age on my profile, so you're both right :p
helloimkylieee 19
why lie about being 18 when you're only 23? :o
Stxsyh 30
#40, he lied being 23 when he's actually 18.
helloimkylieee 19
ooh gotcha :)
Fixme 5
Honestly, who the hell clicks "You deserved it" on a story like this? Hope you're OK OP.
TheComedyAudio 29
Thanks. I'll be alright. They'll get what's coming to them
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Either trolls or people who accidentally hit the button while scrolling. They should really make it so you can undo a vote.
mariri9206 32
And delete your comments.
Moskaaa7 26
I feel so bad for you. Hope you can still enjoy the rest of your day.. Happy birthday!
cheesyfeet2001 31
That's life's way of telling you welcome to adulthood. (Happy birthday op)
TheComedyAudio 29
Lmfao pretty much.
thefmlman2011 37
Happy Birthday OP! Sorry this happened to you. Did you have to go the ER?
TheComedyAudio 29
I did not. No serious injuries. I'm just happy I'm alive. Could've been alot worse
GlennGuagmire 20
Hope u feel good op and HBD.
GlennGuagmire 20
Ur eyes look bad in ur photo. I'm hoping that it does not heart as bad as it looks ok
swervelol 28
I'm so sorry OP!! This is one of those FML's no one deserves. I hope karma bites those guys in the ass and that your birthday wasn't completely horrible! Happy birthday!
worldclassrager 41
Birthday punches are out of the way at least...
NightKat 25
Can you maybe use a "find my phone" tracking program? As far as I know most modern phones have one.
TheComedyAudio 29
We tried. Phone was off so it couldn't work