Today, I had a police officer come to my house because I've been reported missing. My friends online decided to call the police because I haven't signed in for 6 days. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent the night at a friend's house after drinking. My phone died and I didn’t charge it. My mom decided I was a missing person, and all of her friends on Facebook decided to post that I was missing. I’m a 27 year-old adult. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, the police showed up at my door asking if I told this creepy guy stalking my girlfriend that I'll chop him up and bury each piece in a different country if he doesn't stop bothering my girl. I told them I did, along with an explanation. Turns out, he's been missing since that day. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going hiking with a couple of friends and wouldn't be back for four or more hours. Not even two hours later, she called the cops and reported us as missing. She didn't realize that we wouldn't have service up the canyon so we could call her back. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
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marshmallowmouse 0
it's...nice that they...care? XD
Tristalyn 0
So they knew enough about you for a cop to come to your door but they couldn't find your phone number to just call first?
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Comments (122)
iwannafuckyaman 0
Ahh that shit sucks. fyl
GreenHacker 0
In what way does it suck? Holy shit, you have friends that actually care about you. Your love sucks! I clicked FML because you don't deserve your friends.
MagicMeds 0
Seriously! It's not even that he doesn't deserve them, it's that he is so boring that he can't see how this is an amazingly funny story that his life sucks.
americayay 0
Get some real life friends.
iwannafuckyaman 0
it sucks because her friends assume she has no life, obviously. If i dont log on for a week, no one cares. because i have real life friends.
rawr666 0
come to think of it, i haven't seen allmidnighteyes lately. has anyone else? omg let's call 911 and tell them "allmidnighteyes is missing, he hasn't commented in days, something must be wrong"
drcool41 0
I think it's great ire friends r worried bout u
sisl20 0
ur friends must be stupid. did they try calling you? -_-
RyeBreadBoy 0
Wow. Either you have clingy friends or you need a life.
alicexox 0
Agreed, you probably deserve it for spending your life on the internet. Actually, i take that back, since im religiously reading updated FMLs every day :)
Ohnothingreally 0
Get a life? Gee, that sounds like a good idea! Maybe she should not log on for 6 days-Oh wait. She probably just quit. And got a life. Theory fail.
Ninjasaurus18 9
48- That's what I said. Obviously I'd OP didn't sign in for 6 days, they're realizing how boring Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Kik and MySpace really are.
SimplyEcks 15
Lmao I was gonna post something similar to this but couldn't because the validation process on here but you beat me to it!
marshmallowmouse 0
it's...nice that they...care? XD
StarElise 0
well said mate! how is this a FML?? at least people care about you!!
crazyjack 0
LOL i understand them. i was starting to get really worried cuz my friend is in a bad relationship and hadn't logged in for a week xD
Tristalyn 0
So they knew enough about you for a cop to come to your door but they couldn't find your phone number to just call first?
Ligerie 0
I think if they know the full name and the city they live in, age, and so on the cops can figure out the address easily in an emergency.
Sun_Kissed18 25
#6, thats what I was thinking. I guess maybe your right though 22. Though who gives out the city they live in to random people on the internet?
Ligerie 0
Well Facebook list the person's current city. And they may have had where they live come up in conversation.
Biatche 0
Ahaha that sounds like something my friends would do
footiedrummer 0
too bad you dont have any
sicChick 0
Haha I was once *tempted* to do the same thing when my bf went MIA for few days!
ovrwhlmdbystupid 0
your...internet boyfriend?
yepyepyepyep 0
win
yonika_babyyeah 0
lol.. thats just sad.
Peroxide 3
They were tipped off when they saw your farm in farmville had whithered and died.
omeitsmc 2
Hahaha!!! LMFAO!!!
Crickets 0
win
TopnotchGotThis 0
Lol, Win. ^.
haha_ydi_bitch 0
not much of an FML, it sounds like you just need to get a life. At least thay noticed, som people wouldn't from the FML's I've read previously.