Today, I found out why my roommate and best friend comes home late three nights a week. She goes to get drunk with some guy, then goes back to his house to hook up. Who is this guy? The guy I've been dating for three years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML
Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
Today, my roommate hooked up with a guy she met at a party. After telling me about it, she says to me, "Maybe next time we go out we'll hit someone over the head and drag him back here for you." Apparently the only way I can get a guy is if he's unconscious. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that my Tinder date is the roommate and best friend of a date from the previous week that went sour. He also hangs out with my former high school flame. What are the chances? FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML
Today, my best friend and my ex-boyfriend went on a business trip, got drunk, and ended up sleeping together. Now they want to start dating. FML
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blankettt 0
I think the OP meant ex-roomate, ex-best friend, and ex-boyfriend. If I'm wrong, then she can only blame herself.
FYLDeep 26
Didn't your roomate know he was your boyfriend? That would be ******* cold of her.
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Comments (78)
zac12345 0
how did you not realize this?
3_elliee 0
exactly, how stupid is your boyfriend aswell? they must off been sly..
jdub28 0
um... pics or it's fake? ydi for having a slutty roomate and a ***** of a boyfriend? still seems fake to me.
aznpersuasion863 0
#1 is right. How could you not see this coming?
Cynical_AbInitio 0
Awww it's not her fault. She didn't know that guy that she was getting nailed by every other day was your boyfriend! She even told you about all the positions in detail. Now him on the other, gotta hand it to him. He had you going AND he had your bestie on the side. Can I hear a standing ovation?
sublimaze 6
YDI for being so clueless for 3 yrs
__ShAd0w__ 0
ydi for having the name latenightbite
ipts 0
she said bestfriend at first.... FAKE!!!
bella_coza 0
42 that means her best friend is her roomate.
AndreaHaha 0
Damn some "best friend" she is and for your boyfriend dump em
Bro_Namath 0
The first knowledgeable person i've found on here. Serious bro-cred to OP's ex. OP YDI, 'cause apparently you spend TONS of time with your "best friend" and "boyfriend", and they still got away with this.
ElegantSadist 0
castrate your bf
amazinggbaby 2
She does not deserve it. It could have only been happening for a few weeks because it says she was dating him for 3 years not that her bestfriend and him have been doing it for that long. People can get away with this kind of stuff by being sneaky, she doesn't deserve to get cheated on
skull_candy 0
thats what i thought
CrazeDblaze 0
what a typical thing to do
jdub28 0
typical?! what ****** do you hang out with?
sirrus 0
girrrrrl youse got ta ditch that zero and get you a hero, girl!!
3_Kitten_3 0
wow I'm sorry OP. FYL.
purplehaze980 0
dump him , better yet take a dump on him , fyl .
Jellytastic 0
omg that sucks!!!
Rickyretardo 0
To hell with Snickerdoodles!
956TXking 0
someone has some splaining to do lol
popatia 0
Your hot.
mimiiii_fml 0
Yuck
FYLDeep 26
Didn't your roomate know he was your boyfriend? That would be ******* cold of her.
Triscuits 0
Yeah, what a bitch!
kazumaslayer666 3
she was getting drunk everytime but yeah she should have known her best friends boyfriends name and face. wonder how the op finally figured it out.
zac12345 0
clithorosis*
jdub28 0
hey!! long time no see.. Initially I thought sucks for OP, but now I am thinking, how stupid can people be?