Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truck stop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud that I wet myself. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML
Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML
Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML
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purplehaze980 0
I think she could have been fined for this .... ewewwwwwwww .
jdub28 0
when you have to pee... you have to pee. why did you stare long enough to notice it was a horse sized pee?
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Comments (236)
zac12345 0
winnn
persianality 0
loool
jdub28 0
win for sighting pee? fail for staring at an old lady long enough to notice the stream of piss.. that's just wrong!!
zac12345 0
I stare at old lady's crotches all the time, isn't that normal?
aznpersuasion863 0
Not a winn if it was an old lady :P
FYLDeep 26
Who said she was old?
aznpersuasion863 0
well sound like OP didnt lyk it so im guessin she was ugly or old
hannahpie45 0
wow, so you just stood there and watched?
jdub28 0
really? you think a young lady would pee in public? has to be an old lady!!
FYLDeep 26
She could have been some young crazy homeless person. Most homeless people are mentally ill so it's pluasable.
FYLDeep 26
And if you read a lot of FMLs you'll see that homeless people ******* pee everywhere!
srunano 4
I swear when I read it I saw it said "old," anyways still you should have scared the shit out of her, then that would have been funny. Should have made a siren noise or faked a cop voice. I remember doing that funniest memory of Christmas xD
slothlover66 0
Maybe she was just really drunk.
bettadenne1 0
haha 78 FTW!
nmsm 1
I saw old too #59 why was she spreading her cheeks to pee?
wilkshire13 0
lol at snicks =]
angrynegro7 16
She probably wanted some butt sex with her golden shower. I wonder if she knows the homeless guy who was caught in another FML "******** furiously" in a subway staircase?
bebz_fml 0
LOL AT 78
silentsniper441 0
need a palate cleanser
iloveloosy12 0
what teh fuhhh
girlieq3 0
@111 - so it doesn't get all over? I've seen this too.. Outside a bar by a girl that couldn't have been more than 20... In a dress, infront of about 100 people in line. Her friend was standing in front of her, but it did nothing!
NerdyHannah 0
lol :)
bleedinginside 0
I would stick my meatstick in her hole
angrynegro7 16
And leave her bleeding inside? LOL
iSitt 0
old people need sex too
th88 0
hahaha
AndreaHaha 0
haa ewwww
GeorgeBoosh 0
People pay good money for that. Did the OP get pics??
paigeatsflesh 11
ahahaha. oh that's funny.
AA357 0
Yeah.....sounds hotttttt ;)
smartman136 8
15 W. T. F. H
smartman136 8
111 well tell u when ur older
nmsm 1
aww
nmsm 1
but really. and get all over what?
the_holy_one 0
duude that's like terrifying.. You actually saw a woman pee on the street...
momoimmortal 0
it's a win because he popped a boner!!!
iluvjk13 0
hahaha, 15 is win.
fylrofl 0
some things are so weird, you cant look away... doesn't make op a freak
IGotARedNose 0
even tho thats disgusting it would still make my day xD
Chrissy44 0
lol read that one too
morgaleigh 6
@40 my friend has taken a crap in public so it could be a young person
oneforme 0
snickerdoodles is really tiny tim !!
FireNinja 3
kinky!!!! your sooo lucky for seeing that sort of voyer. unless she was dead ugly, then nvm.
kiki123_55555 0
she sounds like a fatass to me not an old lady.
lightuup 0
should have gone over and ****** her
superedgar3 0
that's hoot .
tehamericanboy94 0
Número Uno :) that sucks op..
lizliz07 0
more like número dos!
zac12345 0
^^^^^^ I'm número uno, gtfo
Eddie_Paints 0
Was she Horse Sized too?
bihero 0
die
Baby2000 0
lol
wowurgay1994 0
3rd nd dudeeee lol go blind haha
Sun_Kissed18 25
It would still be in his head, with that being one of the last things he ever saw :P Not a good idea
CHUCKBARTOWSKl 0
happens in downtown beijing all the time when the communists aren't trying to hide it
CrazeDblaze 0
ewwwwwww
purplehaze980 0
I think she could have been fined for this .... ewewwwwwwww .
moneypenny_fml 0
just like a furiously ******** hobo?
cubanchick 0
that's disgusting
jdub28 0
when you have to pee... you have to pee. why did you stare long enough to notice it was a horse sized pee?
lickmyjock 0
When you have to go, you have to go.
Jellytastic 0
ewwwwww lol
3_Kitten_3 0
o.o wow....just....wow. what is wrong with some people!?!