Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
If you let the opinion of a kid in daycare bother you, you're gonna have a bad time
urdirtyolduncle 15
Tell him his parents could've done way better.
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Comments (54)
WCARlover 35
If you let the opinion of a kid in daycare bother you, you're gonna have a bad time
urdirtyolduncle 15
Tell him his parents could've done way better.
meepmerp 20
Let's hope the kid meant that your boyfriend could do better at working at the daycare than you
Godsofdracos 15
Just tell him he's adopted, auto win.
Ethan4an 6
I'm sure the kid was just kidding.
RedPillSucks 33
Adoption is the win
tzavengers 9
Some kids need to keeps there mouths shut
JayBunny 16
And OP shouldn't let an opinion of a child under 5 years old, rule their life.
KittyLahv 27
OP shouldn't let the opinion of anyone rule their life.
jparms27 4
Keep their mouths shut
ironhead_fml 20
Kids know a push over when they see one.
BBeffedmylife 28
And that's why I'm not looking forward to my daughter talking.. kids can be little assholes!
CrAzYELF4 26
That is very true. My mom is a school bus driver and I cant believe some of the crap that comes out of the little 3rd graders mouths. They have no filter and just say what they want.
OPIAF 5
People can be arseholes, age doesn't come into it.
DanShowsNoMercy 13
It's a kid, what does he/she know about this type of stuff?
Oyas12 14
Disney, sadly.
LOLmaster88 3
lol
okay33 12
Kids they say the sweetest things...
creativityisnt 19
Kids say the darnedest things..
NinjaZombieV 16
Maybe the kid was getting him out of the way to get to you
spa97 7
Was the kid named George Costanza by any chance?