Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, at sparring, I got paired up with a girl, who said, "Don't go easy on me because I'm a girl!" Thirty seconds into the match, she was on the floor whimpering and crying. Now everyone is whispering and glaring at me. FML
Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML
Today, I paid my daughter a surprise visit, only to see her husband beating her. I charged in and slammed him into the wall. She screamed at me to stop. They'd recently gotten into martial arts and were sparring, and now he's got a broken arm. FML
Today, I found out my coworker was arrested for beating the crap out of his wife. I gave him a serious pep talk yesterday where I told him to stop taking her shit and start standing up for himself. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, thanks to my ex-husband's misogyny, my son is now convinced girls are inherently weaker and that if he had to, he could beat any woman in a fight, even if she was a trained martial artist or a soldier, because, "Men are the stronger gender." I can kick both their asses, husband and son. FML
Today, my debate partner repeatedly said "You mad, bro?" to the opposing team in our college debate class. That debate was worth a considerable portion of our grade. FML
Today, my disgusting coworker made a comment about "women versus accountability" and I couldn't even yell at him for being a sexist scumbucket, because my wife threw coffee at me yesterday for pointing out that she'd left the chips open and they went stale. FML
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Luckster 0
I already know I'm going to hate 95% of the comments on this one.
kimuchi_warui 4
wow, someone just turned twelve.
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Comments (400)
amber1693 0
some of you people are extremely messed up in the head if you think this is funny. do you relize 3 women die everyday because of abuse? that about 1100 women a year.
kimikolovesyouu 0
She didn't make the sammich... Dadadadum!
disgruntledyouth 0
your partner is so boss!!!
disgruntledyouth 0
$5 footloooong!!!!!!!!
Rico5037 0
what do you tell a women with two black eyes? nothing she's been told twice.
Bondagebear 0
LMAO, love it, love it, love it. Coming from a future cop, I still find this extremely funny! :D
opalquean 0
I really hope you fail. The thought of an ass like you in a position of authority concerns me.
ScaryGirl 4
haha, I bet you're gonna be a good cop :) People like you make me think that kind of cops really exist :)
Arisakentaro 0
what would your boss say
bfffness 0
this isn't an FML
Arisakentaro 0
disgusting that is messed up no one deserves to be beaten unless they murdered someone...or beat people themselves....or do some fighting leauge like boxing...still this is exactly what I try to spread awareness about but no one takes seriously it's a huge issue abuse can kill people! it's not to be taken lightly...just think... what if that was you? don't say oh it'll nevr b me or oh I wouldn't care... imagine the pain the bruises how ugly it looks how ugly it feels. you don't like being slapped why should some poor defensless woman get a chair thrown at her? try putting yourself in their shoes don't wait for it to be a loved one or you to stand up and fight and jerks saying good point go screw your mother!
themilkman13 0
true dat
ThisGuy1 0
hahahaha your partner raises good points. i hope u won after a comment like that