Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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alicef_1234 0
Im pretty sure that youu mean 10 year olds , because when i was 12 i was a size 34 C . Lol , i dont think im helping , but either way its funny :) .
nerdsgetmehot 23
Laughing at me and bragging about your bust size doesn't really help, no.
madhukar 3
5t3ff1k4h is owning all trolls in sight.
madhukar 3
ok , nerds im not insulting u or anything..but do u even need a bra :S ?
nerdsgetmehot 23
You're not meaning to insult me, and my mom wasn't meaning to be insulting when she said the same thing either, and yet...It's insulting. But no, my boobs are so perky that I don't need a bra. At least they aren't saggy, right? But there's the nipple issue...I can't just walk around with my nipples poking out all over.
ihearthuggybears 0
Why not? Nipples are awesome! lol
nerdsgetmehot 23
Nipples aren't "appropriate" for work settings. People also tend to think nipples aren't appropriate in public settings at all. I'm sure I would get quite a few bitchy stares from women if I went out without a bra on.
ihearthuggybears 0
**** all those other people!! (except at work) If it's more comfortable without a bra then don't wear one. :)
Epikouros 32
Maybe you could wear pasties on your nipples? Or a thick undershirt, or a corset, or wearing a top as an undergarment? There must be other options to hide your nipples. I mean, when was the bra invented? Women have been doing without for ages.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#686 I'll probably just wear a tank top as a "bra" when the weather gets colder, but if I did that now I'd just be super sweaty. I also actually found a bra with no cups-- it's just thin fabric, but it's still labeled as an actual bra and isn't a training bra. Thank goodness for Honeydew Intimates. I've been wearing them all summer and I don't know what I would have done without them. Pasties are another good option, but they seem like they would get expensive after awhile because you have to throw them away after much fewer uses than you would a bra. As for a corset...No thank you! I appreciate the suggestion, but corsets are hella uncomfortable.
shawna55 3
Girl don't get down, just because you have small boobs doesn't mean anything!! This way, when you find a guy you'll know he likes you for your personality and not for your body. :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Don't you realize that saying that is mean? Why can't a guy like my body as well as my mind even though I have a small chest? Despite my small chest, I have a damn fine body. I have a man that loves my mind AND my body.
magpie0911 0
aww that's sweet but ya boobs do get in the way sometimes!
im_emile 4
look at all the models on the runway. they are usually very flat chested
nerdsgetmehot 23
Yeah, but I'm no runway model. Some people have said that I look like a model, but I always assume that they are just lying. I'm no Keira Knightley, y'know?
Helldemon 32
Idk, I think you could be a model :)
brunobabe 0
Not to make u feel bad but I just turned 13 and I'm almost a B cup. Lol
nerdsgetmehot 23
Oh, shut up. Of course you're trying to make me feel bad. Why else would you say that?
jhpatches83 5
I am fifteen and a GG. Honestly, having big boobs can really suck, if you ask me.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#677 I'm not asking for big boobs, I'd just rather have boobs that don't resemble the pecs of a scrawny 13 year old boy.
mccutie936 6
Haha love!
MasterTron 24
I'd date you in a heart beat.