Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, more time goes by, more I’m going to have to accept that my 13 year-old sister is going to end up with size DD boobs, possibly even bigger, meanwhile I'm turning 25 this year and my boobs are stubbornly stuck at a B. Life ain’t fair. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, it occurred to me that it’s not normal that I still fit into all my clothes from when I was in high school. I’m 24 and I haven’t outgrown any of my clothes since I was 12. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my mother gave me a dress she'd made for herself at twenty five. I’m seventeen. It fits around the stomach but is gappy all around my butt and boobs. Thank you for reinforcing my theory that I’m somehow both flat and fat at the same time, mom. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, when I was a teen, I felt inferior for being flat-chested. So I got a boob job. As an adult, I started yoga and meditation. Then I felt foolish for not embracing my natural self and having plastic stuff in me. Got the implants out. Now I'm happy with my looks but have nerve damage from the procedures. FML
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a7x_RoCk3r 12
At least your not dolly parton.
DocBastard 40
Godsuncle, just because she's turned on by nerds she can't be hot? Look up her profile, you ass wrinkle. She's quite cute.
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heartlessinmn 0
your hot
applegreen73 0
I guess the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.... Try to be glad you don't wear a 36K. Talk about back pain. And you can forget finding a bra your size anywhere in the US.
nerdsgetmehot 23
It's not as though I can find my bra size anywhere in the US either. If I want to buy I bra, I have to buy one online. And according to much of the male population, size K boobs beat size AAA every time.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I doubt that anyone will read this, but I'll post it anyway. Someone can be attractive even with itty bitty boobs. Having small boobs does not mean that I'm ugly. Not every guy prefers huge boobs-- in fact, some guys prefer small ones. Also, I'm not "flat-chested"-- women can never be flat-chested, as even women with small boobs have something there, no matter how small. As for changing my "problem", how will stuffing and padding help? Sure, it gives the illusion that my chest is bigger, but not permanently. Once the bra comes off, the jig is up. And when it comes to getting a boob job, how on earth would I come up with thousands of dollars? I currently work a part-time minimum wage job. The best solution here is to learn to love myself and the way I look. I am far from being hideous or undesirable. I'm no Malibu Barbie, sure, but I also don't resemble Gollum. Plenty of people think that I'm at least cute, so I have nothing to be ashamed of. I am not "screwed"-- my lack of huge boobs doesn't make me unattractive, and I refuse to listen to the jerks who say that it does.
ihearthuggybears 0
I love you just for saying Gollum!!!! Plus I love itty bitty *******.
Helldemon 32
Agree with you completely! Glad you feel this way now :) There's nothing not to love about you ^^
mattxhavoc 2
You're gorgeous. Screw the haters. Asshats.
ImYoursAlways 3
I'm 18 and I have small boobs also. I used to be really insecure because of how flat chested I am, but my boyfriend says that they're perfect and huge boobs are gross anyways. So it doesn't really bother me anymore. You're a really pretty girl, and you shouldn't let it bother you either. :)
madhukar 3
They aren't gross, he said that just to make you feel better about yours, i wont tolerate any insult to big ****, BIG BOOBS FTW!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#629 Thank you! #631 Not everyone can have big boobs, and big boobs aren't the only attractive option. It's like guys with small genitalia...They can't choose how big theirs is, and girls can't choose how big their boobs are.
madhukar 3
yeah, thats already been agreed upon :) . Ur a very attractive woman., end of discussion.
ZomgChuckNorris 0
Must be an asian lol jk
egamage 0
nerds, I am a boob guy. I love boobs. BUT, you seem really nice, have an awesome personality [youtube videos] and you are gorgeous. I'd rather have an awesome girl with no/small boobs, than a girl with big boobs that doesn't have a great personality. Also, you seem to be in great shape, that's a big bonus - your boobs fit your body =]
starfleet9 9
That happened to me too... I got implants! ;)
hateevryone 15
whoa and i thought my b-cups were small. and I'm 20. don't worry honey you're not alone. my breasts are small too
nerdsgetmehot 23
Uh, seriously? B cups seem huge to me-- and they are, compared to my less-than-A cups. Stop thinking your breasts are small, because they aren't! I would love to have B cups.
gamerchick37 0
it ok...you can find a man with a tiny penus ^.^
nerdsgetmehot 23
I already have a man with a perfectly wonderful *penis, thanks.