Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me and said, "Knock knock!" He refused to continue until I replied, "Come in." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my very quiet and sexually innocent boyfriend said, "I want to be inside you." I was so startled that all I could reply was, "Oh, thanks." FML
Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML
Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
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Top comments
youngsofly 13
So much win, give the guy a medal!
Calingaladha 21
I guess "Who's there?" wouldn't have been appropriate.
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Comments (103)
matt98_fml 13
That's a mood killer.
LittleGreenPaola 23
yep, but it's funny! Sometimes funny moments during sex are really awesome!
perdix 31
You should have said, "Come on in, Take your shoes off, Set a spell." and then burst into "The Ballad of Jed Clampett."
FlyingPie 17
You could have also said "Who's there?" - Maybe he was telling a knock-knock joke.
tmmundy 17
Well you hit that one right on the nose, Sherlock!!
FlyingPie 17
That was a joke, Sherlock!
unknown_user5566 27
Your boyfriend sounds like a fun guy. Hell, I thought it was clever.
myztwenty8 4
wats up
htownpostman 16
Sounds like he was just playin around and setting a good mood
st333ph 12
Trolling at its finest!
nerio2006 1
serves you right for dating a guy that is too immature to bring up knock knock jokes while having sex
CaptainBlack 18
So basically what you're saying is that there's a certain point where a man INCREASES in maturity to the point where he can tell knock knock jokes during sex, and that OP's boyfriend hasn't reached that point yet?
painai 6
How's that immature... Now a days all guys are immature to girls. I bet that if i would have farted during sex i'd be called immature.
ozone9914 2
if this was only once it would be no big deal
skyenoelle 15
Usually when someone says, "knock knock," a person responds with, "who's there?" But it sounds like he has a good sense of humor. If that's a turn off for you then maybe he isn't the right match for you.
chellyX92 8
Unless you are Batman.
RentaName 15
You could respond with "vibrator" and then proceed to play with it in front of him. If he really wants sex he'll give in.