Today, I found a diaper in the parking lot. It's been raining all morning. This was the wrong day to wear flip-flops. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took the last parking spot in a crowded lot, got out feeling victorious, then immediately stepped in a puddle deep enough to soak my foot all the way through to my sock. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I got a diaper rash from a pad. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, I put my good shoes out the window and on the roof to dry out because they were sopping wet. When I went to check them later on, they were still wet. And soaked in bird poop. FML
Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, it's raining pretty hard and there are a bunch of puddles everywhere. I’m in a full rain suit and great boots, so instead of walking around the puddles, I decided to walk through the biggest one, only to drop down 4 feet, all because the city didn’t cover up a massive manhole. FML
Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML
Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML
Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML
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Top comments
ThePaperDragon 31
Flip flops in the rain? At least it may wash off with the weather.
AviKerensky 17
Every person needs four pairs of shoes: Tennis shoes, boots, flip-flops, and dressy shoes. Wear the right pair for the right occasions and you'll never regret it. Hopefully, you learned when not to wear flip-flops.
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Comments (59)
ThePaperDragon 31
Flip flops in the rain? At least it may wash off with the weather.
proudsock 17
maybe it wasn't raining when OP decided to wear them out of the house and then it started raining later.
MasterTron 24
Flip flops are stupid just like sandals but that's my opinion.
MRS_SILVER 11
I'd rather wear flip flops in the rain than a pair of sneakers. My socks would get all squishy, ew
Xion0014 20
Flip flops tend to flop the dirt from the street in between my toes and on my feet... It doesn't really wash off Dx
andits 21
What a shitty situation. FYL
Tripartita 45
How? Because of the flip-flops? Or… no, it's the rain, right? Maybe the fact that it happened in the morning… Your sense of humor is too high-brow for me!
MeowntainMix 18
#8 it's because of the diaper
Lalala579121 28
35 No shit.
cheeeksss 29
Damn 35, that really flew over your head.
AviKerensky 17
Every person needs four pairs of shoes: Tennis shoes, boots, flip-flops, and dressy shoes. Wear the right pair for the right occasions and you'll never regret it. Hopefully, you learned when not to wear flip-flops.
MasterTron 24
What about work shoes or can they fall under any one of those four categories?
Alup132 22
Probably dressy shoes, unless you're a construction worker, than boots would be an option, or a lifeguard, than boots, and if you're a professional tennis player, tennis shoes.
marko1596 24
Is spanish your first language? Just asking out if curiosity as you used the term "tennis shoes" and not "sneakers", which is done in spanish.
JerryClark 17
Is there a right day to wear them?
YuckyDuckyLucky 17
Haha, so true.
thefmlman2011 37
Yes, everyday in Australia, whether it's Winter, Spring, Summer.
DejaRenee 16
And everyday in California where winter doesn't really exist
Tripartita 45
Oh… cool. FML should have a "Nauseating" category of stories, so people who are eating can unselect those specifically.
OSMC 10
dead on bro
firefighter925 18
Sounds like a shitty.... Damn someone already said it :(
cheeeksss 29
Can you not
Mean_Oreo2436 14
I mean, could've started raining after OP decided to wear flip flops. If not then kinda OP's fault.
MRS_SILVER 11
If it's hot out then I don't see a problem with wearing flip flops in the rain. It's still not their fault that someone left a diaper out
dabaerju 23
Although that may be disgusting, I'd rather get those smudged than my shoes. Shoes are harder to clean. Hopefully the place you were going to wasn't too far off.
Seashells77 25
*Jimmy Fallon's girl voice* Ew!
briahw 10
Flippety flopped poo!