Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me and said, "Knock knock!" He refused to continue until I replied, "Come in." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my very quiet and sexually innocent boyfriend said, "I want to be inside you." I was so startled that all I could reply was, "Oh, thanks." FML
Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML
Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
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Top comments
youngsofly 13
So much win, give the guy a medal!
Calingaladha 21
I guess "Who's there?" wouldn't have been appropriate.
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Comments (103)
rocketpopper1030 11
Manners. Your boyfriend has them, now get in the kitchen.
Bluskyhunter 0
OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS !!!! Lighten up op you gotta have fun in bed or what's the point !!
I_support_u 1
u gotta go with the dirty talk sometimes. I support u!
a_brony_i_be 6
Like a sir
elizacandle 29
He's just getting your consent!
imbatmanfir 15
Girls should learn to get a sense of humor rather than complaining about the funny stuff their boyfriends do during sex on here
Mortoli 30
What happened to who's there?
alissa412 33
Consent can be funny and sexy
SpaceFinn 13
I guess it's just another way of saying "are you sure you want to do this?" :/
Joefishonie 9
he's a vampire