Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me and said, "Knock knock!" He refused to continue until I replied, "Come in." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
Today, my very quiet and sexually innocent boyfriend said, "I want to be inside you." I was so startled that all I could reply was, "Oh, thanks." FML
Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML
Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
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Top comments
youngsofly 13
So much win, give the guy a medal!
Calingaladha 21
I guess "Who's there?" wouldn't have been appropriate.
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Comments (103)
mookiemookie01 24
Wow, deny him!
acetheone 8
how kind of you to let him 'come in' he'd have died of cold out there. fyl.
ElishaisSexy2016 9
LOL! That's the first i heard of that. Total win.
zazzles23 5
Oh get over it he was trying to be cute. I would've played along no matter how silly he was being
nrelavender 10
I read an article about the top things people do to ruin sex. One was not being open-minded. I know it sounds weird, op, but if you show that you are weirded out or not satisfied, your partner will sense it and become shy in bed. Although this is a very weird thing for your boyfriend to say, just try to go along with it. I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself more.
jwa2000 3
Aren't you supposed to say "Who's there?"
mrod5193 3
What was the rest of the knock knock joke???
Austyn57 1
sooooooo did u lay out the welcome mat
berkeleyjake 13
You know what this means, right? He's a vampire and needs permission to enter
RomanBeauty 0
Who's there? BANANA!