Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML
Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML
Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
Today, I parked in a disabled bay so I could drop my son off at his appointment. My son uses crutches and has a blue badge. As I was trying to leave, an absolute Karen started chewing my ass for using a disabled bay while “not looking disabled”, then lay under my wheels to stop me leaving. FML
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Archay 13
Fat people thinking they have a disability smh
DocBastard 40
Her handicap is obviously being a clueless twat.
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soylentgreens 8
Why is it that whenever someone dares to judge a fat person, dozens feel the need to pipe up to tell us that they might have a "medical problem"? So what might this "medical problem" be? Maybe they have a herniated vertebral disc or some other injury, which makes it difficult to do exercises. Or maybe they suffer from hypothyroidism or some other disorder, which slows down their metabolism. None of that changes the fact that you will only gain weight if your calorie intake is to high.
SarahBearah1995 11
I don't have a thyroid at all. I also am glucose intolerant. My weight fluctuates as much as 10 lbs a day. With or without eating. I am overweight, and even when I swim 6 miles a day because I love it, I don't lose weight. I am ashamed to be fat. However, I haven't found a way to fix it yet. Sometimes, it really is JUST a condition.
mckenzieschwarz 5
Well she called dibs and u know how that goes
svecco 4
I for one find it hard to believe that almost every fatty claims he / she can't help it because it's a medical thing or some sort. Maybe 5 % has a medical issue, the rest is just too lazy to excersice and / or eat just too much food. Put the ice cream down and go for a jog. Stop reading fml and do something about it.
sugoine 12
Amen!!!!
whatwhyhoo 10
A side-effect of some drugs is weight gain.
al122397 13
That heartless bitch needs to lose some weight. Everyone agree?
dancinwookie 21
Ugh! I know your pain, OP! The other day a lady was double parked in the last 2 handicapped parking spots with nothing displayed. I was told I look like, "a white methhead, crack addict." I explained my brain tumor and she called me a c*nt, and then told me, "I hope you ******* die." Her real "handicap" btw, was that she has kids. That was seriously her excuse. Just because we're handicapped doesn't mean we have all damn day to wait around for some asshole to get out of the ONLY spot we're capable of using; just thinking logistically here, guys.
doodieman 9
I really hope you bitched her our and/or physically hurt her.
dancinwookie 21
I couldn't, because she was in her car the entire time. It wasn't until she started driving away that she, and some teenager with her, yelled to me that they hope I die. After all their racial slurs, I did manage to muster up enough courage to tell her that there's a reason stereotypes still exist and she's it. I did her a favor by not calling the cops in the first place...add a death threat in there and the police were called and hot on her tail. **** that. It's a daily battle of dirty looks for being disabled. Sorry I don't wanna pass out while walking to my car! I think being run over would really suck.
simsgirlgem 25
I have a thyroid problem but even I know that unless my legs are broken the handicapped spot is not meant for me
cornyrob 33
Could this old, obese lady also be handicapped? If so, she may be upset that you didn't give your spot to an old lady.
jenn1808 16
Disability placards are not handed out based on pity points and whether you are a good person. It's whether you are disabled. Even if a fat person is fat because they are lazy, if their weight limits their mobility they still qualify. If someone was paralyzed from a drunk driving accident they would get a placard too, regardless of whether they were at fault. You all have no business deciding who "deserves" be be considered disabled. It's a medical fact, not a point of virtue.
dancinwookie 21
This is much too wise of advice for most people to comprehend. Good job! Seriously.
rt567 15
that's horrible, as some one who is paralyzed from the waist down, people are sometimes surprised and wonder "hey you look "normal, why are you in a chair." but sadly some people can be quick to judge. best of luck OP =)