Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML
Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML
Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
Today, I parked in a disabled bay so I could drop my son off at his appointment. My son uses crutches and has a blue badge. As I was trying to leave, an absolute Karen started chewing my ass for using a disabled bay while “not looking disabled”, then lay under my wheels to stop me leaving. FML
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Archay 13
Fat people thinking they have a disability smh
DocBastard 40
Her handicap is obviously being a clueless twat.
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mollyjynxjax 28
People shouldn't get handicapped placards just because they are fat, just because they are old, or just because they are fat AND old. In all of those cases, the extra walking will do them some good!
worldclassrager 41
Some people speak before thinking...and this is a case of it...
stephenjc2001 15
I would've told her being fat is not a handicapped going no a diet.
erinxkay 4
And you'd be an idiot for assuming that her being fat is the disability that qualified her for a parking placard.
onorexveritas 24
I hate it when obese people think they can get away with shit like that because they're fat asses
omgthisisgay 10
Being overweight is not a disability, unless maybe the person has some sort of glandular problem that prevents them from losing weight. Although, their doctor probably has them on a strict diet and they are not following it. I did see one time, parking spaces only for pregnant women in addition to handicapped spaces at a huge mall in a bigger city. Even though pregnancy is also not a disability, I still thought that was kind of cool. Being 9 months pregnant and walking a mile just to walk around more is not fun. Anyway, I hope you told her off OP. Some people are so "entitled" it's not even funny.
WonkeyDonkey 10
I've had the same thing happen many times OP. Apparently my beautiful, well dressed 18 year old, (totally wheelchair bound) daughter is not disabled enough for their liking either. I think they are just pissed because we beat them to the parking spot. I think the problem is they seem to hand out more disabled parking permits these days than there is disabled parking spots ;)
twiztedone 19
Most times the obese people did it to themselves and should be made to park at the back of the parking area and do jumping jacks all the to the door, few actually have something wrong with them that make it hard if not impossible to lose weight.
mikeymayhem_87 15
Granted some people have medical conditions that cause obesity, but 9 times out of 10, if I see you waddle 500 ft. to grab a mobility scooter, and then proceed to eat half of your groceries before you pay for them or even make it to the parking lot, you don't need a handicap spot... You need to park your ass to the back of the lot
Taurus_ChicKa 37
So, based on all these comments, I have to ask - if the bitch wasn't fat, would you still have a problem with her behavior? Basing it solely on her weight just makes you look bad. I don't condone her behavior regardless of her weight, and I don't think people should be allowed to use motorized scooters just because they're fat (unless they're also disabled), but...yeah. She was a bitch either way, OP. Sorry. :(
Iknoweverything 29
Pretty sure it wouldn't matter what size the woman was, if she was bitching someone out in a wheelchair for taking handicapped spot, she'd still be a bitch. It's nice to say "don't be quick to judge" but when people behave poorly, they open themselves up to judgement... no matter what their weight might be.
jonha21 11
You Should smack the Sh!t out of her with your wheelchair -.-