Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML
Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML
Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
Today, I parked in a disabled bay so I could drop my son off at his appointment. My son uses crutches and has a blue badge. As I was trying to leave, an absolute Karen started chewing my ass for using a disabled bay while “not looking disabled”, then lay under my wheels to stop me leaving. FML
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Archay 13
Fat people thinking they have a disability smh
DocBastard 40
Her handicap is obviously being a clueless twat.
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Estuansis 8
Fat bitch can go die in a fire. Self-inflicted obesity is not a disability. This kinda shit makes me hate fat people and I used to be a sloppy fat **** myself.
NightingaleAnne 5
Ironically, that extra walking without the handicapped spot may actually help some of those (who only have obesity to blame, not a disease, accident, etc.).
yumtum4 4
I'm sorry!!! Some people are so selfish. Don't let annoying people like her affect you. Stay positive, whether you're in a wheelchair or not. You are better than her. She is a shallow fat lady. You are a strong individual who has had to overcome physical challenges and still enjoys life. Don't let anyone stop you!!!
blackwidowtaco 31
Considering she inflicted her health problems on herself and you more than likely did not, she has no right to spout that bullshit to you. I'm sorry op!
BardhTheUnicorn 7
what a ****. some people never mentally mature
blahblah5743794 19
Obesity is not a disease
bleedingglitter 24
Obese people should have to park at the back of lots not get handicapped spaces. Low impact exercise if good for their joints and they need it especially if they are just going to go sit on a motorized chair to shop with.
vdturner25 15
Her handicap must be not having the ability to make it past the little Debbie isle in ******* Walmart without filling her cart
fandoms_bandoms 19
Keyword "walked"
fantasyworld 39
Some people have this notion that only the elderly are disabled or in wheelchairs.
ImBadatGoodNames 10
some people do have a disability that makes then like that. But I see your point.