Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML
Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML
Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
Today, I parked in a disabled bay so I could drop my son off at his appointment. My son uses crutches and has a blue badge. As I was trying to leave, an absolute Karen started chewing my ass for using a disabled bay while “not looking disabled”, then lay under my wheels to stop me leaving. FML
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Archay 13
Fat people thinking they have a disability smh
DocBastard 40
Her handicap is obviously being a clueless twat.
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ZombieSazza 34
I know how you feel OP. I'm 22 and walk with a stick and will do for a long time until the doctors can figure out what's wrong with me (severe chronic pelvic pain to the point my left side can't cope/limited mobility issues) and I've had comments like "you're too young to be disabled, you're a fake"
ZombieSazza 34
Anyway, ignore ***** like that, you needed that spot and that stupid fat, selfish bitch didn't. Do t let it get you down, OP. :)
Omniprism 15
That's when you say bitch let me introduce you to my wheelchair and think before you open your fat mouth.
sugoine 12
Only in America it seems do fat ***** harass people in wheelchairs, & there is always someone to defend the fat ****...stupidity runs rampant...my apologies to all people who get harassed by fat or just inconsiderate twats for being handicapped. I do wish there was a cure for stupidity..
RavenCheyenneC 12
Obesity doesn't count as being handicap. It's her fault Shea obese in the first place!
chuckcloninger 12
Haven't you learned to ignore the insane yet? Seriously, it is really fun, once you realize you're in such a situation, to go on about your business as if they didn't exist. Drives them crazier.
LilFlutter 10
This reminds me of a time I was on a bus where the seating reserved for people with disabilities also folded up to accommodate two wheelchairs or scooters tied down in place, the seats facing sideways (facing the aisle). As a person with disabilities (not in a wheelchair), I was sitting in one of those seats with my harnessed service dog sitting at my feet. Suddenly, a woman came thundering onto the bus and started yelling at me that I had to move from my seat because her husband in a wheelchair was about to board the bus! I was so shocked by this woman's attitude, especially since she could clearly see I was also disabled! The bus had other seats that I could sit in, so all she needed to do was politely ask, although really it is the bus driver's job since he runs the wheelchair ramp and secures the wheelchairs to the bus. (Thankfully, the bus driver was awesome and told the lady she is to never talk to his passengers that way - he put her right in her place and she apologized!)
avapaige1234 19
She has a disability on the brain. Forgive her (sarcasm included)
ohwow906 1
Utilize that wheelchair! Run her ass over. Or at least loudly point out that she was too late and that has nothing to do with you.
Apathetic_Alan 2
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.