Today, my mother felt the need to remind me not to fall in love with a fictional character. After laughing and reassuring her that I knew the difference between fiction and reality, she replied, "You know, honey, sometimes I'm not so sure." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to warn my wife not to kill her insane mother. I was serious. FML
Today, my mother and I were watching a movie. She got up to go to bed, and I blurted out, "Please don't leave me." Her response: "You really need a boyfriend." FML
Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, my mom once again told me that I'm too young and immature to get married, and that I don't know what love is. I'm 29, have a successful career, own my own home, and am financially stable. FML
Today, I made a joke about having a wedding to my mom and she told me not to joke about something that will probably never happen. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML
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Top comments
DestinyNiya 33
Don't worry, OP, we all feel you.
Psyker_Girl 13
Don't worry, we all love Dean Winchester.
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Comments (73)
DestinyNiya 33
Don't worry, OP, we all feel you.
Brandi_Faith 34
Who hasn't fallen in love with a fictional character?
abattior 18
Guess she's the one you need to be worried about.
DaRito 25
... For looking out for her daughter's weird fandom behavior?
spicypie 10
We've all been there, don't worry op!
vikky538 29
Was it about twilight?
jadeleepenguin 29
Are you stuck in 2008?
SystemofaBlink41 27
You're so two thousand and late.
uglytwin 15
We fangirls are here for you.
Psyker_Girl 13
Don't worry, we all love Dean Winchester.
KRYPYAT 14
Squirrel FTW!
christopherwilli 14
When did supernatural make it to FML?
Psyker_Girl 13
Supernatural is everywhere.
makeupgirl_fml 22
TRUTH!
DoomedGemini 38
Gotta say, I prefer Sam myself.
coatl45 11
I've given up on falling for the girls in Supernatural. They all die.
hplover32 19
Yes we do!!!
xxsakuraxx 29
I'm a Dean girl, but I'm Sam-curious.
xxsakuraxx 29
Supernatural is EVERYWHERE! There is no escaping it. In the 'heat of the moment' our fandom will salt and burn your fandom. There is nothing left for you to do, so 'carry on my wayward son.'
daniel271 13
Supernatural is cancer now because of the fans
yaboigabe 8
You may get downvoted, but you are in fact correct.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Agreed. Any sort of "loud" fandom can get annoying, really.
falloutboytrash 10
SUPERNATURAL FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
DoomSkuller 28
The Supernatural fandom: We have gifs for everything.
MrsPegg 45
Wait. Prince Charming isn't real?! FML
rainbowsRlove 15
sometimes fiction is so much better then reality though. just don't get stuck there!
saifnaqvi11 21
Hermione
GrumpyGrinch 23
As they say: it takes one to know one. Sure she is into fictional characters herself. In this age doesn't matter, if only to make it worse.