Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML
Today, I'm on a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML
Today, I'm on a 14-hour flight, stuck next to a large man whose rancid body odor is eclipsed only by his constant flatulence, which he loudly blames on me every time. On my other side is his friend who laughs like a moose at everything. There are no empty seats and no-one will trade with me. FML
Today, I'm in the middle seat on a flight to Dallas. The guy on the aisle is sleeping with his mouth open and I can smell his breath. I feel nauseous. FML
Today, I boarded my flight and sat next to a man. I told him I had hoped he was a hot woman and he concurred. He said at least I wasn't obese and I replied "At least you aren't smelly". Minutes later I realize he had the most disgusting foot odour ever... the barefoot kind. I suffered for 11 hours. FML
Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
Today, I really had to use the airplane lavatory. After I'd finished, the flight attendants continuously sprayed air freshener for two minutes. FML
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squirell_AIDS69 0
At least it's first class vag, not that coach vag.
mehungie2 3
ummmmm. yeah. I'm terrified
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Comments (179)
Quest_ 13
That's not gross, it's just... weird.
rofflewaffle 9
It could just as easily have been a fart. Don't judge. :p
sherivengeance 3
WTF???
LittlestV 28
How could you tell that she was actually 'wafting'? Perhaps she's a nervous flyer and was actually using her hands to help with some deep breathing to calm herself down... Just a theory!
Redders123 1
Yeah. That's what I was thinking. Kinda fanning herself to calm her nerves?? This FML really makes ya say WTF!?
KBruce317 0
Maybe she was bent over and making really obvious hand gestures from her cooch to her nose?? Depends on the hand movements though :/ The world may never know what she was really up to on that plane ride.
Lennsik 4
Well, I dunno' about you, but if I was there I'd probably know the difference from "getting breaths at chest level" to "wafting all the way from the open legs and up".
FFML_314 12
You're flying first class. Get drunk and pass the hell out for 8 hours. Or tell her to knock it off. Why are people so afraid of speaking out to strangers? This could be why most people don't like me. Me and my big mouth.
DocBastard 40
FFML, don't sell yourself short. There are LOTS of reasons other than your big mouth why most people don't like you.
soldier4life_88 0
she's right... you should've said something if it bothered u so much!!
gabrielleangeliq 0
No honey, you're just ugly.
DrummerBoy21 0
Terrorists these days are getting weirder and weirder... First a guy puts a bomb in his ass, Now a girl with her ******.
xxmollyxx 25
Hahaha oh now that's funny.
maybaybe 0
ew that's really weird.
slushyslime 7
errr ..... Y r u complaining again!!!
zarii 0
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