Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, it was my uncle's funeral. As we were in the cars behind the hearse, I lost sight of it in traffic, ended up taking a wrong turn, and getting lost… As did half the cars behind me, who also didn’t know where the crematorium was, and just kept following me. We delayed the funeral quite a bit. FML
Today, no matter how hard I try, I just can’t recognize a funeral procession when I see one. It just looks like a bunch of cars to me. I should probably get off the road for good. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML
Today, I was stuck in backed up traffic because of construction for so long that my phone actually listed where I was stuck in traffic as a place I visited. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
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Spinach 0
I don't understand how driving absurdly slowly honors someone or their death. It's a practice I've always found to be completely strange.
Tri_fml 5
Easy to do depending. Looking at some of the comments they're dealt with differently in different places. Around here - there's no stickers, no hazards.. just expected to guess I think.. or look for a hearse at the front of a line of cars ;)
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Comments (48)
Chris968 0
I've done that lol
tmcnatt2012 0
ok your in Texas and you didn't notice all of the other ppl on the side of the road stopped? ydi for not knowing southern traditions lol
claireful 4
No, you haven't.
zendaddy0 0
the zombies won't be happy about that
mleeb 0
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total douche. didn't they have orange stickers on their cars?
Tri_fml 5
Easy to do depending. Looking at some of the comments they're dealt with differently in different places. Around here - there's no stickers, no hazards.. just expected to guess I think.. or look for a hearse at the front of a line of cars ;)
Hoff 0
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Did you get to catch the last two minutes of your favorite tv show? Drivers like you make me want to blow somebody's head off. What's the rush?
tayloral3 6
um sitting in traffic takes up gas and with the prices of it now, that's why I personally rush.
JustAGirl_fml 0
#13 have you ever had anyone who died? It's good to know there are still people out there willing to degrade themselves into douche-itude to get ahead of a few cars in traffic.
Jaevwyn 17
#14 have you ever tried using the reply button?
Spinach 0
I don't understand how driving absurdly slowly honors someone or their death. It's a practice I've always found to be completely strange.
Jaevwyn 17
Agreed, if anything i would try to bury them faster instead of prolonging it
quiksta 0
#8 FTW :D i love driving slowly in front of wankers like you. and if you rip by, i love pulling up beside you at the next red light
skeez_fml 0
most of the funeral processions i've seen have had police escorts, hazard lights, or flags in the windows.
dpressedninja 0
dont weave thats dangerous and rude.
andelizastrin 0
There are lights, yeah, but every funeral procession I've ever seen had bright orange flags on top of all of the cars. It's all kind of hard to miss... And anyway, even if there aren't any of those things, you could just take a look and you would notice the long line of cars following each other... This was kinda crappy on your part, IMO. You really should pay attention. That was rather disrespectful. And to #13- People like you make me sick. Don't be such a prick.