Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML
Today, I'm on a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML
Today, I'm on a 14-hour flight, stuck next to a large man whose rancid body odor is eclipsed only by his constant flatulence, which he loudly blames on me every time. On my other side is his friend who laughs like a moose at everything. There are no empty seats and no-one will trade with me. FML
Today, I'm in the middle seat on a flight to Dallas. The guy on the aisle is sleeping with his mouth open and I can smell his breath. I feel nauseous. FML
Today, I boarded my flight and sat next to a man. I told him I had hoped he was a hot woman and he concurred. He said at least I wasn't obese and I replied "At least you aren't smelly". Minutes later I realize he had the most disgusting foot odour ever... the barefoot kind. I suffered for 11 hours. FML
Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
Today, I really had to use the airplane lavatory. After I'd finished, the flight attendants continuously sprayed air freshener for two minutes. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
squirell_AIDS69 0
At least it's first class vag, not that coach vag.
mehungie2 3
ummmmm. yeah. I'm terrified
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (179)
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Maybe they previously suffered from chronic smelly genitalia and had just found a serum that rids the smell... they were enjoying life without a smelly ******? Just a theory.
anahlicious 10
alaloo I live in san diego too! lol cool :p
mcxhunni 0
creep.
rowannn 0
I'm aroused
DynamicDave 11
I just came.
Mirorbo 27
I feel sick....
persianlife 0
did it smell it fish and cheese tacos?
im_wilder 0
Bad wording dude.
emmanizzer 6
maybe they......? nah i got nothin
dirtherder 1
maybe op is not enlightened to the ways of eastern medicine and zen. perhaps this woman was nervous about flying, therefore was merely trying to pull up her chi, whilst breathing deeply. unfortunately, 95% of the population would NOT even see that as even a possibility, minds shrouded with perversion.
teamsleep222 0
and it's first class you piece of shit. be greatfull you even get to fly somewhere
Twistedsoul_fml 0
ur just jelous u weren't there... on a plane
haquai 0
you are just a sassy little potato now, aren't you?
BloodyHeel 8
I'm surprised you didn't hit on him, Twisted.
bizarre_ftw 22
Completely unrelated question: where are you in your pic?
stephanie911_fml 0
Sounds pre'sexy. Want some tuuuna?
kittylady666 0
XD somebody wanted to join the mile high club!
T_X_P 2
What's tomorrow's FML going to be? "Today, while I was driving my Porsche..." Irrelevant and unnecessary bragging just makes you look like a spoiled drama queen.
Feverrotes 15
It's part of the FML. He/she is having to suffer this type of low-class BS when paying excessive money to fly First Class so he/she doesn't have to deal with it. It's fine to be jealous of the rich but do try to avoid the idiocy.
kuki_fml 0
don't be a hatter!
Breanah01 0
haha, sounds Like she has some issues; or maybe she could of been getting a whiff of her ass(she farted) but either one weather its her ass or vag, that bloody disgusting unless you liked it (;
haquai 0
*have been
sirdolittle 0
You may be onto a third possibility with that 'bloody' part of your comment.
Lord_Osiris 0
You correct that but don't correct "weather" with "whether" or the other 3000 spelling, grammar, punctuation and syntax errors? English Nazi fail!
gabblala 0
Wow. YOU, sir, are an English Nazi fail. You're supposed to say "you're" but instead, you said "you". ...FAIL.
Hsuclarinetboy 0
I would ask my friends I'd they wanted to sit by the hot chick