Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my dad for help. He blamed me for the accident, said he wasn't sure what I wanted him to do, and suggested I call my mom instead. She isn't picking up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I got into my first car accident. Extremely upset, I called my parents, because it was their car and I didn't know what to do. I told them what happened, and asked if they were on their way to where I was. My dad's response was, "Hell no, we're eating dinner." FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML
Today, I popped two tires hitting a curb. I called my dad hysterical, and he told me to call my mom and hung up. My mom's been dead for seven years. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
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GhostFox 34
I am very certain that if you are a minor- which is what it sounds like- that what your father did is completely illegal in multiple ways. Next time call 911, FIRST when you are hit- as it involved a car, it becomes classified as an automobile accident. 911 operators are obligated to send someone out to investigate- in a case like this, it would probably be both police and an ambulance, as it sounds like you sustained serious injuries. In your shoes I would be very tempted to mention the neglect on your father's part to the interviewing officer.
really_dad? 14
Kick your dad in the balls and tell him to tell someone who cares
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really_dad? 14
Kick your dad in the balls and tell him to tell someone who cares
Mungolikecandy 19
Kick him in the balls then blame him for getting in the way of your foot.
GhostFox 34
I am very certain that if you are a minor- which is what it sounds like- that what your father did is completely illegal in multiple ways. Next time call 911, FIRST when you are hit- as it involved a car, it becomes classified as an automobile accident. 911 operators are obligated to send someone out to investigate- in a case like this, it would probably be both police and an ambulance, as it sounds like you sustained serious injuries. In your shoes I would be very tempted to mention the neglect on your father's part to the interviewing officer.
BanjoCheeseGuy 26
Dad would probably even more pissed from the ambulence bill. Still agree with you, though
Christina Winden 22
Parenting at its finest
Lobby_Bee 18
Call the cops is what you should do first thing. They would be able to guide you through the process on how to handle this.
acertwo 17
So did you never speak to your father again? Cause I know I wouldn’t
Inkoseh 33
I blame your parents for not teaching you to call 911.
Etweens96 25
Next time your dad needs you in a situation like this, give him a taste of his own medicine! Otherwise I hope you get well soon Op!
fooltemptress 36
Maybe your mom was driving the stoned neighbor kid to school and couldn’t answer the phone?
tonyfan00 38
I'd assume she would only be doing that if she got a split of the drugs purchased...
tonyfan00 38
Assuming you know the difference, was your stoplight red or green?
DragonMaiden7 15
Sounds like something my parents would do.