Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
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auburnvans 0
Which movie?
r00b 0
Actually Dave, they used the word 'nauseous' correctly. You're the one who got them the wrong way round. Well done.
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Comments (89)
JoshTheMaggot 8
fyl dude I'm sorry that sucks. but hey now you have battle scars and a cool (made up) story to tell ure friends.
xxprettydisaster 0
haha i did that once (made a story not the fml) but that does suck big time
ibbert42 0
@1: I see what you did thar.
bitched 0
let me guess avatar, the same thing happened to me except for the black eye
JazzyPieces 0
mhmm. avatar made me puke too. 3rd row + imax + me = vomit.
scvcwcheer 0
#1 has a point. but also, that's really close for any movie...
qwerty8788 4
they all die in the end.
auburnvans 0
Which movie?
Suptnik 9
It was Avatar, and I had to clean up OP's vomit. Thanks for making my job interesting!
maskedman 9
Avatar?
Peroxide 3
I suffer from motion sickness and that movie made me a bit sick but the blue nipple in 3D was well worth it.
escapenowx 0
samee here -- the motionsickness part. I've still failed at seeing that movie :
boredinjp 17
That's one of the best written FML! Well, it's still an FML. Double, nah, triple hit - OP did pay for the movie which will have to re-watch. Each of those things suck, but together - the low of lows.
jgill87 0
Watching Avatar I bet.
tisiphone_fml 0
Yeah, its definitely not a movie to watch if you get motion sickness. My friends who went to see it who know they can't take the constant motion had to take Dramamine first. Hope you get to see the ending, later!
LOL97_fml 0
uhhh i saw it it was a lot easier than lets say a rollercoaster or idk u dont get motion sickness from avatar
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#36, You'd be surprised. I get motion sickness from EVERYTHING, and that includes Avatar in 3D and a couple other movies.
fruhe 0
Wouldn't surprise me if it was Avatar. It was beautiful but man, I felt nauseous the whole time.
jonny2x4 0
I see you. Maybe you shouldn't eat before you watch a movie?
HamsteronA 0
FAIL. ydi for eating cabbage.
shalizzz 0
Really , dude, FYL!!! I feel your pain, I once got queasy while playing Grand Theft Auto. Yet, it's one of the funniest FMLs I've read in a while!
kloof 0
He could of been eating during the movie.