Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML
Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML
Today, I'm on a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML
Today, I'm on a 14-hour flight, stuck next to a large man whose rancid body odor is eclipsed only by his constant flatulence, which he loudly blames on me every time. On my other side is his friend who laughs like a moose at everything. There are no empty seats and no-one will trade with me. FML
Today, I'm in the middle seat on a flight to Dallas. The guy on the aisle is sleeping with his mouth open and I can smell his breath. I feel nauseous. FML
Today, I boarded my flight and sat next to a man. I told him I had hoped he was a hot woman and he concurred. He said at least I wasn't obese and I replied "At least you aren't smelly". Minutes later I realize he had the most disgusting foot odour ever... the barefoot kind. I suffered for 11 hours. FML
Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
Today, I really had to use the airplane lavatory. After I'd finished, the flight attendants continuously sprayed air freshener for two minutes. FML
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squirell_AIDS69 0
At least it's first class vag, not that coach vag.
mehungie2 3
ummmmm. yeah. I'm terrified
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Comments (179)
SabyTheDevil 0
WTF?!?! that's scary
milky953 0
lovely..
MEGAMANX622 0
two things: 1.that totaly made my day! and 2.was she hot? otherwise why are u complaining!? unless she was like an old bag than id be like "can i switch seats with that dude over there?"
gravygecko 2
Was it Paris Hilton? It was Paris Hilton, wasn't it?
Teenaaluv 0
puke
tacticalslacker 0
Nothing like the smell of toonarooney in the AM. lmfao
hahasluts 0
YDI it for the following reason 1. Flying first class: how much money do you have? donate it to charity and fly economy 2. Being canadian. ALL THE GOOD MAPLE SYRUP IS IN VERMONT. 3. Being a Canadian who flies first class: HOW HIGH AND MIGHTY ARE YOU CAPTAIN MILE HIGH HORSE. and why not 4. for sitting next to someone who flies first class. its first class, all rules are off. they have the right to smell their ****** and by paying for first class you assume all risks of who you might sit next to.
Lisimal 7
She was smelling her blue waffle.
Lisimal 7
I kid, I kid.
Carebearz 0
.....really..... Weird.... Mental.... Picture.. o.0
supahnazi 0
lol #124