Creepedout
Wilson, United States
Today, an obese man decided it was okay to share a urinal with me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
not cool
Sunnybank, Australia
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
toosmall
United States
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
devinbyrne
United States
Dude! Boundaries!
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Anonymous
Calhoun, United States
Stranger danger
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
OhPleaseNo
OhPleaseNo
We could be heroes
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
webperson04
United States
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
DrewK
Great Falls, United States
Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML
hardee fucking har yourself, sir
Stockport, United Kingdom
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
littleman
United States
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
teaspoonzz
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Top comments
proudsock 17
Sounds like urine an awkward situation.
gosh_mate 30
Maybe he was busting? But seriously some people need a little patience these days
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Comments (74)
Sithbrown 8
Well... That's Awkward... Sorry OP.
Googolman 29
I assume there were no more urinals available. Desperate times...
The12thPaladin 8
Still no. He could've just gone to a stall
Mauskau 36
Or waited in a queue. Do men queue for urinals?
beeneatenalive 12
Yeah but it only takes 45 seconds to wait so I don't know why this guy didn't just wait.
Googolman 29
I wasn't really trying to justify this, but I was speculating on his idea of why it was okay.
False_Stupidity 42
Even 45 seconds may be too long when you're desperate to go #40 And if there are no stalls or other urinals available, options are very limited.
Chicagoillinois 18
I'm sure there's always a sink
knight2109 12
Or a wall outside, to be honest if someone tries to share a urinal with me I'm going for sexual harassment charges and going for their imprisonment, somethings are just never okay. Obey the personal space rules when it comes to people you do not know.
Mortoli 30
sink is an option right? to #56 lol
Daniven36 12
that mightve been the most awkward moment...
gosh_mate 30
Maybe he was busting? But seriously some people need a little patience these days
slingerslasher 24
"These days" as if people weren't always total scumbags
LaLince 40
would it be ok if the man wasn't obese?
EvilTurtle 35
Of course! I always share urinals with non obese men.
steam_engenius 21
Yeah, I'm also wondering why his obesity is valid here.
redpanda39 10
I'm thinking the mention of the obesity is more just to add to the yuck factor. I mean it'd be gross even if the guy wasn't obese, but let's be honest, it would be slightly less so.
crudeandrudeguy 29
A urinal is not that large, sharing it with the fat guy would not leave you much room. Thus, obesity is relevant.
techiejames 8
No. No one does that.
tbro47 23
The obesity aspect is definitely relevant. Yes if he wasn't obese it would still be nasty, but urinals are a small space barely big enough for half a foot of space on either side especially if they add dividers between the urinals. I'd punch a guy if they tried to share one with me. With a skinnier guy you might at least be able to get away from the urinal, but with an obese guy you basically be stuck there until they were done. I'm assuming there are dividers just because many places have them now.
Kwphunter 15
I hope he didn't splash you.
worldclassrager 41
It was a trough right? No issue there...
Talonshere 14
U-R-I-N-A-L
worldclassrager 41
I trough I thought was a form of a urinal...
bandaidstations 28
I've seen those at rest stops and one at a college it's just a long trough along the wall with a few drains along the way.
Darkhosis 11
Maybe this was his way of flirting?
hellnosucka 27
mixing urine on the first date? what a romantic experience...
proudsock 17
Sounds like urine an awkward situation.
Belladhanna 1
*groan* lol
countryb_cth 38
Gross man don't moan at the urinal. People might get the wrong idea.
jet223 20
Kys
jake131000 21
And here I am thinking that picking the one right next to me is awkward...