Creepedout
Wilson, United States
Today, an obese man decided it was okay to share a urinal with me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
not cool
Sunnybank, Australia
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
toosmall
United States
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
devinbyrne
United States
Dude! Boundaries!
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Anonymous
Calhoun, United States
Stranger danger
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
OhPleaseNo
OhPleaseNo
We could be heroes
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
webperson04
United States
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
DrewK
Great Falls, United States
Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML
hardee fucking har yourself, sir
Stockport, United Kingdom
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
littleman
United States
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
teaspoonzz
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
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proudsock 17
Sounds like urine an awkward situation.
gosh_mate 30
Maybe he was busting? But seriously some people need a little patience these days
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vikky538 29
Sharing is caring
tiger820 20
you should've went cow tipping!
alvarny 17
no matter what, do not cross streams!!!
alvarny 17
what's the right way to respond in this case? do you nod or shake in acknowledgement?
Stooby61 18
Shake what?
gamermonster 34
Was it really needed to add the fact that he is obese? FYL though
Emiweb 9
I was thinking that but then thought maybe him being obese was worth mentioning because it invades the OP's space even more.
helveeta 11
Ever sat next to an obese person on an airplane? It's quite a different experience than a slender person hence the need to mention it.
steam_engenius 21
"Obesity" starts at like 20-30lbs above the supposed healthy weight based on the universal BMI chart (which is totally off for a decent portion of humans, but that's another issue), yet I see that term thrown around a lot. So I wonder if OP means morbidly obese?
extremereviews 26
Sword fight
GORILLAKING7 7
Did he challenge you to a sword fight?
LowExpectations 30
In the end, there can be only one highlander.
chrisbeaudoin 26
When i was in grade 2 my friend thought it would be funny if he tried to pee between my legs while i was peeing, he missed and peed all over the back of my legs
lexred 30
That is one of the weirdest things I've ever heard. It must have been very awkward for u.
AirBusDriver 23
So, what plans did you make for your second date?