Creepedout
Wilson, United States
Today, an obese man decided it was okay to share a urinal with me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
not cool
Sunnybank, Australia
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
toosmall
United States
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
devinbyrne
United States
Dude! Boundaries!
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Anonymous
Calhoun, United States
Stranger danger
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
OhPleaseNo
OhPleaseNo
We could be heroes
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
webperson04
United States
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
DrewK
Great Falls, United States
Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML
hardee fucking har yourself, sir
Stockport, United Kingdom
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
littleman
United States
Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML
teaspoonzz
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Top comments
proudsock 17
Sounds like urine an awkward situation.
gosh_mate 30
Maybe he was busting? But seriously some people need a little patience these days
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samlovesham1234 9
Even all the toilets were in use?
trucker2 33
Sounds touching....hope you throat chopped him with your free hand.
dyscomonkee 12
I've heard that it's better to get pissed off than pissed on..... Hope you weren't splashed to much
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Why does it matter that he was obese? Would you have minded if he were hot?
TacoPeps 14
Why is there a need to add the word 'obese'? What is this word perceived as, as a negative? Your situation would have been just as awkward, without the word obese
shortcake18 15
Maybe he was trying to make friends (sarcasm)
mariebelle0712 8
That's weird. Maybe he just wanted to get to know you.
zaarae 7
I agree that is terrible and gross but why was the fact he was obese pointed out. As far as I can tell it didn't add anything to the story.
octopussperm125 18
SWORD FIGHT!!!!!
zanzalanz 5
But did your peepees touch?