Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
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Marcella1016 32
Ho-ly cow! You have any more details? Are you like from a wealthy family? How did you meet? How long were you together before you realized she had a double life? How did you find out?! You pressing charges with the evidence? Going to play the long game and continue screwing the guy’s wife while pretending you know nothing? We need answers!
poopface82 25
How possible is it to pull an Uno Reverse on them and scam them? Including continuing to nail the wife if you so desire.
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Marcella1016 32
Ho-ly cow! You have any more details? Are you like from a wealthy family? How did you meet? How long were you together before you realized she had a double life? How did you find out?! You pressing charges with the evidence? Going to play the long game and continue screwing the guy’s wife while pretending you know nothing? We need answers!
leogs23 25
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benjamn 24
Don't let on you know and keep doinking his old lady.
poopface82 25
How possible is it to pull an Uno Reverse on them and scam them? Including continuing to nail the wife if you so desire.
electraliv 13
This just gave me a great idea
2deployments1divorce 11
Good job Thomas Callahan senior, you saw it coming this time.