Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML
Today, a girl came up to me on a club dance floor and said, “Shut up and dance with me,” like the song lyrics, only I fell over on her while dancing, and she dislocated her ankle. I don’t think this woman is gonna be my destiny after that. FML
Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML
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Welshite 40
She made you dance even when you didn't want to. Don't beat yourself up over it.
JustMery 9
Join the club. You're not the only one.
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Comments (81)
reginal 9
Why didn't you just tell her that you can't dance?
alycion 39
Be honest about not being able to dance. Then you can use that to ask cute girls to teach you
unknown_user5566 27
I feel bad for people when they step outside their comfort zone, and it blows up in their face. Don't fret OP, I am sure you'll find a nice girl to practice your dance moves with!
lambda_fml 40
That was a stupid comment. But I wont thumb you down because your display pic is pretty :P
PizzaRollsss 5
70- I enjoyed reading that comment, yours on the other hand was stupid and unnecessary. :)
smurfsarwales 9
But did you really feel like you gained something from that comment, an ounce of happiness or slightly more experience on FML? Did reading it make you a better person? If the answer is no, then you really shouldn't be talking.
WiseGuy79 14
If you can't dance stick with a simple two-step... Hard to **** that up!! Haha
olpally 33
That's why I drink liquor before I dance, it loosens me up and it works every time... You need to loosen up your nerves op.
lacespace 8
The only problem with that is- YOU feel loosey goosey and good right? Well, how do you think you look? Like a drunk ass goose.
AlphaJam 1
If he's loose, why would he care? All that matters is that he's having fun...
LiterOfCola 16
19 I doubt he gets ****** up before dancing. He can get a buzz to loosen him up without looking like a drunk baboon
lacespace 8
Never did I say he should care did I grasshopper? It's only about awareness. If I was squawking around flapping to the left and to the right I'd feel like the bomb dot com in my drunk nature. But I'd look like a seizure. And there's nothing wrong with that.
olpally 33
Yeah, I feel good and I handle my liquor really well... I'm a happy drunk and a giggly one :) my bartenders who are girls, can vouch for me on this... Lol. I'm always having fun... Op should try it. I'm never an asshole when I'm drunk.
AlphaJam 1
Amen.
Snoopy0718 14
At my senior homecoming dance I have this guy friend who was drunk just to loosen himself up. He didn't look like a drunk ass goose. I had no idea he was drunk till maybe a day after
lacespace 8
Snoopy- assuming you're a child I'm just going to politely tell you I'm joking around-always. And just so you know I'm glad you comprehend that one person's drunkenness differs from the next, so while some of us duck duck goose on the dance floor, others bump&grind like evolution and the existence of mankind hang in the balance of their pants and buttholes.
mikepzz 27
ah man that sucks, I cant dance worth shit either.. im the guy who gets drunk and watches the drinks at the table lol
unknown_user5566 27
Why? The FML implied she would just walk away from him, it didn't imply that she felt she was already OP's girlfriend.
venomousddog 19
Here's a tip for dancing just flail your arms around
ElricMustang 23
Don't forget to stick your tongue out and yodel
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Shoulda just went Gangnam Style.
KiddNYC1O 22
Eyyyy sexy lady!
thrAsHeRr9081 16
They played that song at my wedding reception this past Saturday... Oh my goodness, it was freaking hilarious.
marramrammar 2
You missed the moment playa! Inform her that you or not mocking her, and that your dancing bites. However, a beautiful woman like she is, is worth looking like a total fool dancing any day. Ice breaker - truth, and enjoying oneself regardless of what people say- that was a homer given to you on a silver platter and none of it would have been made up crap!! Carpe diem dude!!!